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I tootsie rolled once. I wasn't very good at it.
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine mother er, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine mother er, won't you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Girl, who is you playing with back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
You'se a fine mother er, won't you back that ass up
I tootsie rolled once. I wasn't very good at it.
It's gotta be one of the easiest songs for a whitey to dance to. The damn instructions are in the song for 's sake.
It's easy you drop it like it's warm and shake your cornrows. As well as pretend you're having sex doggy style.
Not that I would know anything about it, but smoking a blunt might help.
whats up with all the black dudes dancing in a circle all by themselfs
thats called a dance off. they all show off their moves and sees who can go dumbest.
GIG you gotta trim bro.
FYI your face reminds me of a young Greg Popovich with a little less acne scars.
Also it seems that the girl is just posing for a picture and you somehow managed to get in the shot and make it look like you are booty dancing with her.
And if you're 6'8", then DAYYYYYUUUUUUUM that girl must be a tall. Like 6'4" or something.
I've watched some ladies do the POP, LOCK & DROP IT! It was HOT!!!
before attempting to dance hiphop you must drink a 40 and smoke a blunt
oh my god this is pathetic
gangstas don't dance we just pull up our pants and lean back!
well since you only have one leg, it's easy for you to "hop on your hip", for others, they need guidance.
Some moves to bust:
The Running Man
The Robocop
The Roger Rabbit
The Troop
The Cabbage Patch
The Reebok
The Snake
The Wop
The Butterfly
That's me if you really wanna see:
[Parrish Smith]
Sick em champ...
Well I have a new dance, that you all must learn
You may have seen the Pee-Wee Herman but it's had it's turn
Now this brand new dance, I know you not with it
You might break your neck, to really try to get it
If you seen the clumsy movie it was called The Jerk
You had to check out Steve Martin as he started to work
He was doin freaky moves with his feet and head
With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds
Now if you wanna learn it, it really takes time
That's why I'm here now tellin you this rhyme
And if you never seen it, then I'll be startin
My brand new funky dance, called the Steve Martin
Like this... get em Steve, get em
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em
Get em...
Like this...
[Erick Sermon]
Well the dance is def, and it's gonna last
I don't really think any other dance will pass
All the dancers out there tryin to freak on the floor
When they see me do the Martin they try to ignore
When they see my dance, they came to a surprise
I caught the suckers ducks speakin eye to eye
While they bitin my stuff, like I wasn't there
But they didn't have the right so, I didn't care
Sway your arms around your back, then across your chest
Do the crazy leg sweep from right to left
It's the Steve...
[Parrish Smith]
Like this...
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em...
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em...
Get em...
Well it's back to the man on the mic you see
Because I'm stuck to my dance like a dog on a flea
Now I know my dance is the funky dance comin
Pee-Wee Herman (BizMarkie) was pumpin (but mines is jumpin)
It's the Steve...
Like this, sick em champ
(Steve Martin's in full effect!)
Sick em champ
(Yo Steve's a weasel! Show em how your Steve Martin go)
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em (repeat 4X)
(Ahh yeah, Steve Martin in full effect)
EPMD, strikin once again, funky fresh in the flesh
(True, yo, PMD! Oww, yeah...)
I be the P double E-M-D in the place
(Yeah check this out P, I think this is the last record of the album...
Awww we made it!)
Yo yo what time is it?
[Erick Sermon]
Nineteen eighty-eight is so great, and eighty-nine even better
And don't forget, to take off that hot sweater...
Yeah check this out y'all!
We got this funky track, ahh, yo yo yo
Check this out homeboys
Because we dope, the dope-di-dope-di-dope-di-dope
The dope-di-dope-nope-we-ain't-no-joke
No-joke-no-joke, so PMD!! Yo!!
We ain't no joke, no-joke-no-joke-no-joke-the-dope
(On the Columbo tip!)
I'm the real deal homeboy, for real
(On the strength!)
Because we in there, yes we in there
And we're outta here, like last year
(We lost the bandwagon, because I'm housin...)
We goin straight for the kill because you're loungin
(I'm Strictly Business!)
You forgot "The Grab Someone of the Opposite Sex and Pretend to Them"
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