I have banged the uglies chick in the world

[tlongII]

OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.

Depends on whether or not you count the decimal points.

[What Is This??]

and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still

she was so ing ugly that it gives me nausea and chills to think about it. what can I do to forget this???? have you guys banged a monster before?

the only positive thing is that I cannot go lower than that, any regular chick will be better looking which means more pussy

Toughen up and quit whining!! GI's around the world bang much worse and much nastier and are happy to do it! It's just like becoming a Navy Seal. You have to torture yourself mentally, physically, and emotionally to the breaking point so that you can handle anything. This UGLY piece of ass is your week my friend!! You now have the courage to take any piece of ass and make it your own for 2 to 5 minutes. Congratulations.

[AlamoSpursFan]

bidibidi bang bang

That's just wrong. That's just WRONG!!!

[NorCal510]

props at least u got some punani unlike many of these rookies in here

[Guru of Nothing]

Dear God, please let this be the only post I make in this thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Why is it I keeping thinking, "I stepped on a duck"?

[CuckingFunt]

There are several benefits to staying somewhat sober. Not ing ugly girls is one of them.

[Marklar MM]

Why is it I keeping thinking, "I stepped on a duck"?

Quack

[nkdlunch]

some ugly chicks can really . If you discover one of those it's like discovering a diamond in the rough

[polandprzem]

Let't face it - she scored!

[polandprzem]

Should I add POW3D?

[Style. Defined.]

So tell me, what's it like to sleep your way to the middle?

Let's see, I like money and I like to .

I'd say things are going pretty well for me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Let's see, I like money and I like to .

I'd say things are going pretty well for me.

I guess it's true.

Money can buy you love.

[jman3000]

can i have her number?

[Style. Defined.]

I guess it's true.

Money can buy you love.

Not love, just sex. It also buys me other as well.

Sorry, I'm out of your price range.

[j-6]

It also buys me other as well.

?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Not love, just sex. It also buys me other as well.

Sorry, I'm out of your price range.

Unlike you just admitted, I don't need to pay for my sex.

But you know, whatever works for you. There's always going to be some guy who struck out with everybody else and has the goggles focused on you.

So did you slip cheguevara two or three hundred dollars for the "night of passion?"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

?

[Style. Defined.]

I don't understand the disconnect.

Congratulations, you don't have to pay for sex. Neither do I.

But when was the last time someone bought YOU a diamond-incrusted iPod holder after one night in his hot tub? It's like having your caviar and eating it too.

[jman3000]

I bought a strawberry-banana smoothie at the ebar in nordstroms yesterday... does that make me trendy?

[jman3000]

those ers are good.

[Mrs.Tlong]

I'd say this is a good reason to quit drinking.

Agreed.
You are certainly more passionate now that you've cut down on the boozing.

[101A]

Depends on whether or not you count the decimal points.

You are talking about money, right?