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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still

    she was so ing ugly that it gives me nausea and chills to think about it. what can I do to forget this???? have you guys banged a monster before?

    the only positive thing is that I cannot go lower than that, any regular chick will be better looking which means more pussy

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    Believe. G.Q.'s Avatar
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    I'm sure she's feeling the same way about your ugly ass right now.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    How did you get all the way to northern California?

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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    I'm sure she's feeling the same way about your ugly ass right now.
    that's the thing. I woulnd't feel half as bad if I wasn't so damn goodlooking

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    Believe. G.Q.'s Avatar
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    that's the thing. I woulnd't feel half as bad if I wasn't so damn goodlooking
    I know the feeling.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Slump Buster Forum.

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    Awww, come one. There is nothing more hilarious then nailing a slump buster from time to time. It makes for a wonderful story because as long as you didn't get "romantic" about it the sex is usually hilarious, plus, if you don't run off in the morning or middle of the night, ugly chicks ALWAYS buy you breakfast, of course it is kind of humiliating being out in public with them, but hey, if you nailed an ugly chick you should be too hung over to care anyway.

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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still


    You better have been drunk to do this

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    haha... we call a friend of mine the monster magnet because he always hooks up with ugos.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I'd say this is a good reason to quit drinking.

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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    thanks john this makes me feel better. I will never do it again(hopefully)

    she looked like a younger,uglier version of the woman that killed Selena:


    brb, gotta go take another shower....

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    I'd say this is a good reason to quit drinking.

    Don't you ever say anything like that again! The occasional lagoon creature nor does anything else every suggest you should quit drinking. That's poppy .

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    cheguevera = the boss of all bosses

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    manbeasts?

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Shake it off. The nausea will pass.

    And bleach is your friend...

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I've stuck my in some of the nastiest trailer trash around.

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    Believe. G.Q.'s Avatar
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    I only bed women with style and class.

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    Believe. Style. Defined.'s Avatar
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    I only bed women with style and class.
    Sorry, I don't sleep with men who post on Internet message boards. Tacky.

    This thread makes me want to vomit.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still

    she was so ing ugly that it gives me nausea and chills to think about it. what can I do to forget this???? have you guys banged a monster before?

    the only positive thing is that I cannot go lower than that, any regular chick will be better looking which means more pussy
    Did you make Style. Defined. sleep in the wet spot?

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    Believe. Style. Defined.'s Avatar
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    OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

    How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.

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    Believe.
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    OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

    How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.

    You want to compare figures with me?

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

    How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.
    6 figures or 6 inches??

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

    How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.
    So tell me, what's it like to sleep your way to the middle?

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    6 figures or 6 inches??
    Coming from someone with one-liners like "Spurschick, once you go Asian, you don't go caucasian," I can't believe you're trying to talk smack about lack of penis size.

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    thanks john this makes me feel better. I will never do it again(hopefully)

    she looked like a younger,uglier version of the woman that killed Selena:


    brb, gotta go take another shower....
    bidibidi bang bang

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