Suggestions On Places To Take Kids?

[midgetonadonkey]

soccer moms

[ididnotnothat]

I'm down with soccer moms!

[ShoogarBear]

May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...

The five year old will end up ratting you out on that.

[PM5K]

May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...

It's like 60 outside, if she still wears those shorts you'd better get the ing hint and go tap that.....

[1369]

The five year old will end up ratting you out on that.

I think I can buy her silence with a package of Sugar Babies and a new Disney Princess Ariel dress.

[Guru of Nothing]

Thanks for the suggestions. The ty bar would be nice, and I'm sure me and the boy (The 1 y.o.) would dig it, but the girl, maybe not so much.

I think a trip to Mickey D's, a hike through the green belt behind the house to watch all the butterflies, plenty of coloring in coloring books and me making giant towers out of blocks so the boy can knock them down and laugh his ass off.

May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...

Why don't you take your kids shopping for a digital camera, and then post pictures of Soccer Mom's juicy ass.

[bendmz]

hey is that place out on 281 and Bitters still open ? the one where parents get in free and kids have to pay.....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thanks for the suggestions. The ty bar would be nice, and I'm sure me and the boy (The 1 y.o.) would dig it, but the girl, maybe not so much.

I think a trip to Mickey D's, a hike through the green belt behind the house to watch all the butterflies, plenty of coloring in coloring books and me making giant towers out of blocks so the boy can knock them down and laugh his ass off.

May take them out front if the new hot soccer mom neighbor decides to mow her lawn in her Juicy shorts again though...

Forgive me for getting all reminiscent, but I remember the day you made the post about the birth of your son. Man, nice community forum here.

Oh, and I think you should take the kids someplace nice...Morton's maybe.

[ATX Spur]

Children's Art Museum

This gets my vote too.

[ShoogarBear]

Forgive me for getting all reminiscent, but I remember the day you made the post about the birth of your son. Man, nice community forum here.

*sniff*, yeah.

It would be only fitting to follow that up with a post of Soccer Mom's ass.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Off-track betting?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

A black mass?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

An opium den?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Major appliance or car shopping?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I don't see how you could possibly go wrong with any of those.