Ever Gotten Arrested?

[jman3000]

I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. Unfortunately like I said I got too ed up to do any of that and fell asleep.

wow... i just managed to say exactly what you said in that last sentence...

gj

[ChumpDumper]

What was your pickup line?

"Hey, baby. You can keep me as many nights as you want -- no fees!"

[jman3000]

his would not have happened at hollywood video.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got busted hitting a bong outside of a Denny's. I got a year probation, 6 months of rehab, some bull fines and 60 hours community service.

[Zombie]

I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. Unfortunately like I said I got too ed up to do any of that and fell asleep.

DUDE, switch to Crack or Coke.

[jman3000]

rehab for weed?

[midgetonadonkey]

Kleberg County judges are ed up. They assign rehab for any alcohol or drug offense.

[ShoogarBear]

Hmm, tequila shots outside of Blockbuster's or a bong outside of Denny's?

[ShoogarBear]

What was your pickup line?

"Hey, baby. You can keep me as many nights as you want -- no fees!"

"Would you really like to get your block busted?"

[CuckingFunt]

My friends and I were escorted home from a bar by an officer when I was very faced and very under age and high on ecstasy, but luckily I wasn't carded at any point.

That's the closest I've ever gotten to being arrested. I'm a goody-goody.

[leemajors]

i got pulled over halfway through a twelve pack of shiner in gonzalez on my way from victoria to austin, but didn't get a speeding ticket or any sort of citation somehow. i was on my way back to austin after attending my best friend's mother's 30 year anniversary teaching at a victoria high school. i still had a suit on and put the jacket over my cooler, chewed some altoids and bull ted my way past. i don't ever care to be in that situation again. my best friend did pass out in whataburger line in dallas at 2:30 am before, people had to honk several times to wake him - i was impressed by that myself.

[DarkReign]

<-- arrested in Canada. Told not to comeback.

[SpursWoman]

Women can't resist drunk guys stumbling out of cars playing loud music in the Blockbuster parking lot.

Especially with vomit breath...that's the ultimate turn-on.




And I'm very, very fortunate never to have been arrested.

[Boris]

I got busted in the early 80's with less than an oz of weed and paid a fine. But had to spend 3 days in jail for the paraphernalia!?!?

Smooth sailing since though.

[Boris]

I got busted hitting a bong outside of a Denny's. I got a year probation, 6 months of rehab, some bull fines and 60 hours community service.

Was that before or after the grand slam breakfast?

[midgetonadonkey]

Was that before or after the grand slam breakfast?

Before

[ShoogarBear]

I haven't been arrested, but have been randomly harassed countless times, especially while driving.

[CosmicCowboy]

Next time you decide to drink and drive, when you pull over, TAKE THE KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION......
in the state of Texas, it then becomes a he said I said and the cops can not prove you were driving.....

That is some of the stupidest cyber advice I have ever heard. When they replay the video of you pulling over and then getting out and telling the cop that you have the keys in your pocket so nannynannybooboo you can't prove I was driving I'm sure the judge will just apologize for your inconvenience and cut you loose...LOL

[jman3000]

That is some of the stupidest cyber advice I have ever heard. When they replay the video of you pulling over and then getting out and telling the cop that you have the keys in your pocket so nannynannybooboo you can't prove I was driving I'm sure the judge will just apologize for your inconvenience and cut you loose...LOL

i think he might have meant next time you decide to pull over to take shots or some . at least that's what i got out of ti.

[tlongII]

Several times. For a variety of offenses. But my record is clean.

[ShoogarBear]

Several times. For a variety of offenses. But my record is clean.

For being a baaaaaaad boy?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was arrested for not paying the 3rd installment of my past due registration fine.
between the time I negotiated it and started payign it I had gotten laid off, so Emo took the paperwork and was goign to go down and pay it off. Well he forgot .. and forgot to tell me.... and 5 months later some cop knocked on my door at 9 am when I was va ming.
erg.
I wish they had told me they take away your shoes in jail. I wore sandals . ick nasty jail floor.
i spent 12 hrs and then they let me go and nothgin is on my record.


small hick town. I remeber when thney were booking me in my religious preferance choices were: "catholic or protestant?"

[tlongII]

I should be on the Cincinatti Bengals.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I parked to take tequila shots and didn't plan on leaving for awhile. I thought I could get away with it and listen to loud music. Also it would make it easier to hit on a chick if I saw one. Unfortunately like I said I got too ed up to do any of that and fell asleep.

I don't know whether to call you a dumb or give you a high five.

[Shelly]

A friend of mine got arrested for assualt with a deadly weapon. Her weapon was her high heel shoe.