**corrupt a wish thread**

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Granted, but the freed up bandwith will instead be eaten up by threads about snowboarding.

I wish I had a private jet.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, but it will be a World War I Fokker.

I wish that I could sing.

[Sapphire]

Granted. You sing like Tiny Tim.

I wish I was rich, thin, and beautiful.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, he'll have more time boning your girl.

I wish I hit the winning shot in game 7 of the NBA Finals.

[Slomo]

Granted, but you're playing for the Lakers

I wish there was a good mexican restaurant open at this hour.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, but it's in San Antonio.

I wish I spoke fluent Spanish.

[Slomo]

Granted but you live in Mongolia

I wish TP would pass to Manu

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, but Manu has Nazr's hands.

I wish the Spurs had a long three.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Granted, but Manu has Nazr's hands.

I wish the Spurs had a long three.

Granted... but his name is Michael Barry or Brent Finley

I wish I was a balla

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted... but his name is Michael Barry or Brent Finley

I wish I was a balla

Granted but you only have 2 toes on each foot.

I wish I didn't have the herps.

[Sapphire]

Granted, but you have incurable erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but you have incurable erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

Granted, but you are dead.

I wish I didn't have so much nipple hair.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, it's all in your ears now.

I wish I could fly.

[phyzik]

Granted, it's all in your ears now.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your a dove and only during dove season.

I wish the government would tell us that aliens really do exist. (Watching UFO files on History channel )

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but your a dove and only during dove season.

I wish the government would tell us that aliens really do exist. (Watching UFO files on History channel )

Granted, but they turn them loose on the general population and they all smell like ass.

I wish I could get free Subway for 2 years.

[kobe_bryant]

Granted, but you get shot in the nuts while picking up your free sub.

I wish Shaq never came to LA

[CuckingFunt]

Granted, but you get shot in the nuts while picking up your free sub.

I wish Shaq never came to LA

Granted, but your bling collection just got reduced by three rings.

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted but you wish you had a girl who looked good and you would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

[jaffies]

Granted but you wish you had a girl who looked good and you would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

GRANTED...but the rabbit comes out of the hat, shoves his bat up your ass and drives off in your Impala


I wish I could go back in time and stop American Idol

[CuckingFunt]

GRANTED...but the rabbit comes out of the hat, shoves his bat up your ass and drives off in your Impala


I wish I could go back in time and stop American Idol

Granted, but get ready for the newest reality show sensation: "America's Next Top Prop Comic".

I wish Cartoon Network would start showing "Cartoon Planet" again.

[johngateswhiteley]

I wish I could go back in time and stop American Idol

then there would be no "american idol sucks (thread)"

[Sapphire]

Granted, but it's on at 3AM and it's in Aramaic with English sub les.

I wish I owned a radio station.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Granted, but it's on at 3AM and it's in Aramaic with English sub les.

I wish I owned a radio station.

Granted but your legal department won't have the common sense to stop your DJ's from holding a "Don't Pee for a PS3" contest, someone will die, and you're looking at a monster lawsuit.

I wish I could drink on the job.

[Jimcs50]

Granted, but the closest bathroom is 4 kms away.

I wish they didn't cancel Saved by the Bell.

Granted, but Zack and AC are recast. Jon Lovitz and Ray Romano now are staring in the roles.

I wish I could get rid of this rash.

[Sapphire]

Granted, but your penis fell off.

I wish I was drunk.