**corrupt a wish thread**

[pawe]

Time waster! (I saw this on another board and I thought it would be a nice addition here)
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

example:
1st person: I wish I did not need to exercise to stay in shape
next person: Granted, but your shape is round!

I'll start:

I wish i had x-ray vision

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted.............but your vision consists of permanently seeing Roseanne Barr naked.

[pawe]

now make a wish to keep this thing going

[Greg Oden]

i wish i wasn't the best player in college basketball.

[BIG IRISH]

Granted, but you will be in a car accident and never be able to play basketball again.


I wish the spurs would make a trade for a real small forward.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but you will be in a car accident and never be able to play basketball again.


I wish the spurs would make a trade for a real small forward.

granted, but they will have to trade tim duncan and manu ginobili to get him


I wish this thread was never created

[pawe]

granted, but something more stupid will be started

i wish i look like Brad Pitt

[IceColdBrewski]

granted, but you'd get eaten by T-Park.

I just wish Kori would "Get a clue."

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

granted, but you'd get eaten by T-Park.

I just wish Kori would "Get a clue."

Granted, but the answer is always Professor Plum in the Study with the Wrench, and Kori will always win.

I wish that I had more money.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but the answer is always Professor Plum in the Study with the Wrench, and Kori will always win.

I wish that I had more money.

Granted, you will win the lottery today for a cool million. Sad thing is you will get ran over by a car and die after walking out with the winning ticket.

I wish the Kings would get Greg Oden

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but Greg Oden will tear his ACL during the shoot-a-round of his first preseason game.


I wish NorCal would leave this site for good.

[mcornelio]

Granted, but the cowboys will draft him as the backup field goal set-up man since romo lost the game for them.

i wish i didnt have to use condoms

[SAtown]

Granted, but the cowboys will draft him as the backup field goal set-up man since romo lost the game for them.

i wish i didnt have to use condoms

Granted, but you will have had kids with every girl you didn't use a condom with.

I wish I could have sex with that girl in TheSanityAnnex's sig.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but you will bust your nut while putting the condom on and be so humiliated by the event that you'll never be able to become erect again. And she will laugh at you.


I wish I could have sex with the girl in my sig as well.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but you will bust your nut while putting the condom on and be so humiliated by the event that you'll never be able to become erect again. And she will laugh at you.


I wish I could have sex with the girl in my sig as well.

Granted, you will have sex with her only to find out she has a penis after performing fellatio on you.

I wish I had a pound of some purple kush right about now.

[jaffies]

Granted, but you will bust your nut while putting the condom on and be so humiliated by the event that you'll never be able to become erect again. And she will laugh at you.


I wish I could have sex with the girl in my sig as well.

GRANTED...but she will be covered with SAtown's premature nut.

I wish I was president of the United States.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, you will have sex with her only to find out she has a penis after performing fellatio on you.

I wish I had a pound of some purple kush right about now.

Granted, but you have to pull it out of the ass of a dead 600 pound Italian lady.

I wish Fillmoe would quit posting.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, you will have sex with her only to find out she has a penis after performing fellatio on you.

As long as I don't know before hand.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but you have to pull it out of the ass of a dead 600 pound Italian lady.

I wish Fillmoe would quit posting.

Granted, but then he will post non-stop with his rapper trolls.


I wish we were allowed to post naked female pictures here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but then he will post non-stop with his rapper trolls.


I wish we were allowed to post naked female pictures here.

Granted, but they can only be morbidly obese women.

I wish I could move to Jamaica, blast Rocksteady and puff on the ganja all day.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but you will be smoking dirt weed and listening to Sean Paul nonstop.


I wish Sean Paul would die.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but you will be smoking dirt weed and listening to Sean Paul nonstop.


I wish Sean Paul would die.

Granted, but 10 more artists just like Sean Paul will hit the scene.

I wish midge would keep my name out his mouth. He worse than a female.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but 10 more artists just like Sean Paul will hit the scene.

I wish midge would keep my name out his mouth. He worse than a female.

Granted, but he will still be able to type and post on these forums.

I wish I could break dance.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I wish midge would keep my name out his mouth. He worse than a female.

Granted, but you'll now have the taste of VF21 in your mouth.


I wish I was a mod here.

[CubanMustGo]

Granted but you'd been in charge of the troll forum and have to read all of Mouse's posts......I wish for world peace.

Granted but it's Osama's world peace, and you, infidel, must die!

I wish all the stupid ghetto wanna-be white boys would quit wasting SpursTalk bandwidth.