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[pussyface]

...it was about as creative as one would have expected from someone with the ultrageneric username 'nashfan.'

really funny post though up above this one. good .

[mardigan]

Is it jealousy that keeps these threads coming, it must be. I guess it must be hard to be a Suns fan and to think your team has a good chance every year just to get steamrolled by a better team. Smallball always works untill the playoffs

[ponky]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

"no amount of crickets or awkward silence" ....alright, THIS is funny, the entire thread

[Nashfan]

lol, little suns fan feeling neglected now that the mavs and spurs are garnering most of the attention these days

No, this Suns fan is not feeling neglected. Just get tired of Mav fans rubbing things in other teams faces and not just the Suns. It pays to be humble sometimes ya know? Nice try though, try again!

[Nashfan]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

Guess you don't have a sense of humor. Read some of my other posts in this thread and try to understand that I am tired of Mav fans tooting their own horn constantly over every little thing. Yes, they have accomplished great things this year, we all know this if we keep up on sports. It gets very annoying when it is shoved in your face constantly and over some useless stuff like their gameday threads with under .500 teams and how they have already won the game before it starts. There is such a thing as being humble.
Actually some Spur fans and Mav fans agree with me on this.

[Bob Lanier]

1. That picture looks like the result of a rhesus monkey mating with Ben Folds.

[ponky]

Guess you don't have a sense of humor. Read some of my other posts in this thread and try to understand that I am tired of Mav fans tooting their own horn constantly over every little thing. Yes, they have accomplished great things this year, we all know this if we keep up on sports. It gets very annoying when it is shoved in your face constantly and over some useless stuff like their gameday threads with under .500 teams and how they have already won the game before it starts. There is such a thing as being humble.
Actually some Spur fans and Mav fans agree with me on this.

wow, more like ONE mavs fan. anyway, most people on here just ridiculed you because you're whining is incessant and it sounds like you're bitter because no one is talking about the suns so much now that the spurs have shown up to play. the main thing though, is that you think your first line was humorous and it is not...wow, bowel movements. anyway, what do you care what mavs fans post? you don't have to click on the thread...but then, what would you whine about?

[HeatFan007]

It's a problem when Mavs fans are spreading HIV throughout the world. I totally understand.

[Nashfan]

wow, more like ONE mavs fan. anyway, most people on here just ridiculed you because you're whining is incessant and it sounds like you're bitter because no one is talking about the suns so much now that the spurs have shown up to play. the main thing though, is that you think your first line was humorous and it is not...wow, bowel movements. anyway, what do you care what mavs fans post? you don't have to click on the thread...but then, what would you whine about?

It is more than just one Mav fan. I don't whine, unlike a lot of Mav fans. No I am not bitter because as you say no one is talking about the Suns so much now that the Spurs have shown up to play. Last I looked the Suns were 47 and 14, same pace as their 2005 year when they won 62 games. Do I like their play of late, no but as I have read from you and other fans all teams go through not playing really hard at times.

Yes I do think it was funny and you are too uptight tonight. You have said a lot of things that are not funny and you ridicule a lot people when they speak their minds. Same goes for you, don't click on this thread, but then what would you whine about.

[Flight3107]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

Well said

[timvp]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

[sabar]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

Post of the week

[JMarkJohns]

Where's the "quietly exiting this thread" emoticon when you need it?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

[monosylab1k]

Guess you don't have a sense of humor.

Evidently neither do you.

[SRJ]

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

WOW. A perfect post.

I only humbly add that it's flat-out awesome that the original post came with the ROFL smiley in an attempt to reinforce the sheer hilarity of the comment, but that's just my two cents on top of your million-dollar retort. Bravo, sir.

[SRJ]

I remember reading this thread and dismissing it as nothing more than a dirt-poor attempt at humor.

Could it be that Nashfan was foreshadowing the Mavs-Warriors series? I mean, what better way to describe Dallas' performance in this series than "They're all laying a big turd"?

Nashfan, you may have written one of the least funny jokes of all time, but I must commend you for your prescience. Well played.

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[Indazone]

The Mav's

America's Team

The Team everyone wants to take a big hot steamy dump on.

[21_Blessings]

this wasn't even funny 5 years ago

[mavsfan1000]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!!

[ShoogarBear]

It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!!

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

What happened to this guy?

[mavs>spurs2]

This wasn't the thread I don't think? The one I'm thinking of was many pages long

[DeadlyDynasty]

Spurminator's post was hilarious...reminded me of the guy from Billy Madison. "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."