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unless she wants her head thrust into his crotch on the first date, then she should avoid that
Did you know my mouth can generate over 400 PSI??
unless she wants her head thrust into his crotch on the first date, then she should avoid that
unless she wants her head thrust into his crotch on the first date, then she should avoid that
ZStomp's sitting in this thread...I'm going to stop giving pickup lines to a teenage girl before SAPD busts down my door.
or the H to his O
How about a date before gravity takes a turn for the worst on both of us?
Is that a cop or something?
If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
Does this smell like chloroform?
Just because we slept together last night doesn't make us lab partners in the morning.
Make sure you have some topoisomerase with you to relieve the tension.
Hi, I'm carbon 14, and it looks like you're in need of dating
so theres three virus's hanging out and two of them are making out. the third ones getting pretty pissed and uncomfortable so he yells over: COME ON GUYS GET A HOST!
Why do scientists
Like Nitrates so much? 'Cause they're
Cheaper than day rates
..."we go together like thymine and adenine!"
what is the name of 007's eskimo cousin?
Polar Bond
if i were a reaction mechanism, i would be Sn2 so i could attack your backside
"You down with ATP? Yeah you know me."
"You down with ATP? Yeah you know me."
I'm really not this fuinny. I got them from a facebook group.
"I'm having a little trouble with this lesson on gravity. Can you demonstrate by going down on me?"
"I'm sorry if I seem nervous asking you out in chemistry class. I'm a little out of my element here."
"I think you stole my heart and my electrons. In fact, I'm positive."
"Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Tantalum Fluorine Uranium Potassium. Convert that into chemical symbols and then meet me in the bathroom." (It spells out "I Lu V Ta F U K")
the H 2 his O
You're the glucose to my fructose and together we'll make some sweet, sweet, sucrose.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
I wish i had control of my enzymes, so i could order glycogen sythase to store your sweetness inside my heart.
"You and I are like two hydrophillic molecules in solution... We must be together!"
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation...
What did the smooth endoplasmic reticulum say to the rough endoplasmic reticulum?
Is that a ribosome on you or are you just pleased to see me?
if i were a neurotransmitter i would be dopamine so i could activate your reward pathway.
wanna empty your vesicles into my synaptic cleft? (Best oone I do believe)
You must be sodium channel blocker tetrodotoxin because you really disrupt my sinoatrial potentials and make my heart stop beating!
I wish I were a Streptococcus cuz I'd be in your throat
Want to come back to my place to work on thelock and key hypothesis?
I wish I was factor D, so I could bind to your TATA box.
Lone pair electrons are no fun. Will you fill my octet?
Baby, I wish you and I could be part of some facilitated diffusion because I'd love to go in your channel!
1. Taken any good spectra lately?
2. Hey baby! I'll be the nucleophile if you'll be the electrophile!
3. I'd really like to rate with you.
4. Let me show you my Schlenk line...
5. My favorite mechanism is a backside attack. And you?
6. I'm...an ecomonics major...going for my MBA!
7. What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
8. Your lab or mine?
9. Have you seen the latest issue of J.A.C.S.?
10. I feel exothermic tonight!
I'm almost considering asking for journalism-related ones just to see what comes out.
What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
I'm positive, you're negative, let's get together and make a compound!
If I could rewrite the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!
My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!
It's true that opposites attract. We're like an electron and a proton, we come together and now we're stable... and steady!
You want to see if we can make some new compounds from an "energetic" reaction?
You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
If I were a Bunsen burner, you would be my flame, hot enough to melt a few things.
I got a charge out of bonding with you.
You make my atomic number rise.
You're so cool, molecules stop in your presence.
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
Hey baby, I’ll lower your kinetic energy.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate
You can hydrolyze me anytime
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
You're an electrophile and I'm a nucleophile, we're attracted and we can make each other happy.
You're an alcohol and I'm your ketone. I'll protect your from the Grignards of life.
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron. You excite me to a higher energy level.
Tell him if you were to do a litmus test, he would pass it.
I'm sure you can find some in the same why I found the ones I posted.
zipspan u are one of those weird chicks arent you
u dont ask the guy out u let the guy ask you out. give him some clues that u like him and let him make the moves. u go girlfriend.
hey! I'm not weird! And why can't I ask out the guy?
Don't listen to him, ever.
If anyone cares... during the lab today, we were talking about positive and negative ions and it was the perfect time to say one of the pick up lines, so i said:
"I think you stole my heart and my electrons. In fact, I'm positive." (thanks to spurs_fan_in_exile for that one).
He laughed and told me that I was cute, then he asked me out on a date for this weekend. YAAAAAAY!!! After school he walked me home and told me that he wanted to ask me out before, but he was nervous and didn't know what to say. I'm a excited!!!
zipspan most likely has horrible taste in men.
Congrats.
SFIE might have to live with the fact that he may have contributed to yet another teenage pregnancy.
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