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    Does anyone know any lame science pick up lines?

    Because I want to tell the guy that sits behind me in my chemistry class that I like him. I want to do it tomarrow because we are having a lab, and he's my lab partner.

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    Oh, and I want it to be reallllly cheesy.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Tell NorCal you want to practice making a test-tube baby without the test-tube.

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    Tell NorCal you want to see his beaker.

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    Tell NorCal you want to be his H2O without the two.

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    tell him to demonstrate the lab for you

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    Tell NorCal you want his acid in your base.

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    say you want to give him herpes... then show him the cold sore in your mouth.

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    JB, Why are you saying Norcal?

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    I just think he's hot. Jeeeeeeeez. But I have a big crush on the guy that sits behind me in chemistry class. I think I might say the one line about H20 to him, but I still want to hear more lines.

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    Tell him you want to experience what happens when he exchanges bodily fluids with you using your own scientific method.

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    I'm really ing bored (would somebody call some scores in, damnit!)...I'm giving scientific pickup lines to somebody who says they're a teenage girl.

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    and a laker fan...

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    to somebody who says they're a teenage girl.
    What, do you think I'm some old fat guy or something?

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    What, do you think I'm some old fat guy or something?
    Oh, trustworthiness is earned here, not given...

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    I just thought of one, this I hear at school all the time... "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" lol I know its gay, but it's worth a try...

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    Believe.
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    Oh, trustworthiness is earned here, not given...
    Alright, alright. I get it. I gotta earn your trust.



    Does anyone have any pick-up lines having to do with chemicals? Cause we're working with chemicals and burners tomarrow.

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    Stolen from some link:

    Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

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    Tell NorCal you want to be his H2O without the two.


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    What, do you think I'm some old fat guy or something?
    Untill its determined by pics, etc..., you will always be an old fat guy to most of us


    Oh, and tell him that Bill Nye the science guy turns you on, and he reminds you of him.
    Sorry Fillmoe, thats the best I got

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    Stolen from some link:

    Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.
    wow... you're good.

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    http://gwally.com/pickuplines/000632.php

    You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

    I think of you as the irresistible force and me the unstoppable motion.

    I like every bone in my body, especially yours

    Did you know my mouth can generate over 400 PSI??

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    wow... you're good.
    Thank you, but as I said, not mine...

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