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One afternoon in our den, my wife told my young son that he had something (dirt or whatever) on his forehead. He quickly corrected her with "no it's my five-head now, I turned five, rememberrrrrr?"
He did that when we played golf together. I said "that is nice, Kevin, now did you wash your hands?"
I do not think that he has ever gotten out of Freud's anal stage.
One afternoon in our den, my wife told my young son that he had something (dirt or whatever) on his forehead. He quickly corrected her with "no it's my five-head now, I turned five, rememberrrrrr?"
When I got close to having our second son, the oldest (3 at the time) finally figured out what was going on and he told me several times, "I do not want a baby in this house!"
Damn.... what happens on the course stays on the course...
He did that when we played golf together. I said "that is nice, Kevin, now did you wash your hands?"
I do not think that he has ever gotten out of Freud's anal stage.
One time I took my oldest to Sea World and while we were parking the car I told him that today he was going to be four years old. I explained to him that we knew he was five but just for pretend he would be four today (we all know why). To which he said he understood and that it wouldn't be a problem.
Well when we went up to the ticket booth, the lady behind the glass asked how old he was and I said "four". To which my Son responds, "Dad, is this the lady I'm supposed to tell I'm four when I'm really five?"
That reminds me, when I had my last baby one of my daughters was 4. I had only had the baby for a couple of days and was holding her. My 4yo comes up to me and says in a frustrated voice, "Where is that baby's Mommy??"
I got real sick and had to have my gall bladder out when my youngest son was one month old; I had a one yr old girl and 3 yr old boy also. As I was getting into the car my husband told the 3 yr old mommy is sick and has to go to the hospital, my son ran over to me and said "Pleeeeeze Mommy don't bring home any more babies!"
Ok, I'm a single dad. When my little girl was in Kindergarten, I went to pick her up after school. Her teacher pulled me aside and told me that the class was doing one of those things where they go up in front of the class and tell the class what they wanted for Christmas.
She said my daughter went up in front of the class and said she wanted a mommy!
Her teacher told me that since she's hanging around kids in school now and sees that most everyone has a mom, that she's starting to notice. Ok, I thought that was kind of cute and all but...
When we got in the car, I asked her, "Baby, is that true that you said you wanted a mommy for Christmas?" She said, "Yes daddy, when can you get me one?"
I was on the verge of saying when daddy meets the right girl, but she immediately interrupted and said,
"OH, OH, DADDY, I KNOW!!! When you get PAID right?!!!"
My daughter got her first real haircut when she was about 2 years old, and she cried like all get-out. We got it cut in a really cute little bob...and made a huge fuss over how precious she looked. Revelling in the attention, she went crazy when it was finally bath time for the evening.
"I don't want my new haircut to wash off!"
It was cute.
Now she's 11 going on 25, and there isn't a whole lot of cute that comes out of her mouth anymore.
And then there was this little gem when one unfortunate day the toothfairy failed to deliver:
You can bet your ass I held on to that one.
^^^
oneday mullet jr walked up to me and said, "daddy when are you gonna get a job and stop drinking?"
I bet that was ing embarrassing.
And then there was this little gem when one unfortunate day the toothfairy failed to deliver:
You can bet your ass I held on to that one.
OMG!
my frigging facve hurts so bad from laughing .
and i love the post script.....
My son recently told me that he wanted a sister. I asked him where we could get one. He answered "Target".
"OH, OH, DADDY, I KNOW!!! When you get PAID right?!!!"
And then there was this little gem when one unfortunate day the toothfairy failed to deliver:
You can bet your ass I held on to that one.
Who's my daddy?
i told him to stop because it wasn't nice to say that... so of course, that encouraged him to sing it even louder. eventually i started ignoring him so he stopped. then a few hours later me and him went to the store, and right as we were in the middle of the store, in front of everyone, he starts screaming that again. everyone looked at me and him like we were crazy.
our daughter is great isn't she...I took my 9 yo daughter for a check up the other day and her pediatrician gets out the stethoscope and pretends to listen to her knee. She laughs and says, that's not my heart, he then asks her where her heart is and she pauses for a moment and looks him in the eye and says, "YOU should know that!"
I forgot about Caitlin's extortion letter to the Tooth Fairy!
Yeah she is now get home you bas I need a break!
I have one of those too!
Now she's 11 going on 25, and there isn't a whole lot of cute that comes out of her mouth anymore.
Caitlin wins!
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