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I tought my little cousin to say " The Eagles"
As quite a few of the Spurstalkers here are mothers/fathers, no doubt your kids have said some seriously crazy/or funny things... Care to share?
My daughter Tahlia (who is 2 1/2) comes out with some very funny and cute things (to my wife and I anyway) occasionally...
Yesterday she said to me completely unprompted, 'Daddy, you are my favourite superhero!'
But then today she said to me 'Daddy, i pissed my bed!'
Anyone else?
I tought my little cousin to say " The Eagles"
my daughter told me this last week - "You listen to my words, daddy - you are a BAD DADDY!" she then proceeded to laugh hysterically. She said the same thing to my sister later. She also told my wife this yesterday - "I want a little sister, mommy - NOW!"
I have three boys, and it seems each of them at some point tells their mother that they want her to be their girlfriend....
My daughter doesn't talk yet but I know my nephews said something ing hilarious earlier when my brother was doing the "stern disciplinarian" thing. Zakky (5 years old) looked up and said:
"Daddy...your teeth are kinda yellow"
Now, how in the do you not laugh at THAT!?!?!?!?!?
Well I recall one certain even, I was yelling at my girlfriend, in grand fashion, when all of the sudden my youngest says to me,"poppa dont hit mumm again" well I don't know about you but I had'nt the wit to continue after that.
Tikes are a grand thing aren't they?
When I was five, I pointed to a guy jogging on the sidewalk and asked, "is he running for president?"
I took my 9 yo daughter for a check up the other day and her pediatrician gets out the stethoscope and pretends to listen to her knee. She laughs and says, that's not my heart, he then asks her where her heart is and she pauses for a moment and looks him in the eye and says, "YOU should know that!"
A recent embarassing moment was when my 5yo daughter started singing quite loudly in the grocery store......."Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me!"
And no, I don't listen to that music but her older sisters do!
We were eating lunch at our country club in 1997 here in town when former Pres. George Bush can in to the restaurant after he played golf on the course. My son was 5 at that time, and while Bush was waiting in line at the buffet, my son went up to him and introduced himself to him(after my wife told him that he was a former President)
We could hear what they were talking about from our table and Bush was asking him what grade he was in(Kindergarden)and stuff like that. My son then told him that he thought he was the best President that he knew, and Bush laughed out loud, then told him that he might want to consider politics as a career choice.
We were dumbfounded, to say the least.
A couple of weeks ago I was on the computer and I could hear my boys running around the kitchen like maniacs - I think they were playing Kill the Guy with the Ball. Anyway, all of a sudden I hear CRASH, BOOM... CRUNCH. And then Cameron, the five-year-old, yells at his brother, "OUCH! Joseph, this is a horrible game!"
My 2 1/2 yr. old comes out of the restroom at Dairy Queen, and announces for all to hear that "I just made poo-poo!" Gotta love it!
The other day we were moving stuff to the new house and while Emo was going back for another load of boxes I was playing with the girls around the mostly empty house.
We had a little basketball hoop and foamy basketball (the girls love basketball... or as the youngest calls it: "beebeeball") set up on a window and were playing 2 toddlers running vs. mommy on her knees.
the girls are getting around me right and left (I'm on my knees, it's hard to manuever...
Isabella (the oldest, she;s 3) comes over, pats my back and puts on her very best 'sad' face. "It's ok mommy, we can lower the basket so you can practice"
My oldest daughter used to call every black person "Robinson" when she was 2-3 years old... We couldn't get her to stop... Spurs related btw.
This is my daughter singing on American Idol to the tune of
"Dont you want me (baby)" by Human League.
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Before I knew exactly what GTA was ... when my kids were playing it one day and I heard:
"Jack the cop car and run over the hooker!!!!!!!!11"
BWAH! Flea, that's hilarious!!!
My kids are pretty funny, but lately all I remember is the bickering.
My nephew used to say the craziest things... once he told his mom while they were at the grocery store "mom can you pick up my shorts because my crack is showing!"
Another time he saw this person that was dressed all gothic and blurts out "It's not Halloween yet is it?"
And I should add that maybe she's been sipping on some Heineken
My 4 yr old son told me that his best friend was going to be superman for halloween and that he was going to have special powers like me..
One of our funniest came from sibling torture.
My kids are about 5 years apart, so my son lives to torture his younger sister.
A few years ago, actually more than a few, he was 10, she was 5. They were in the back seat as we were driving along. All of a sudden she's crying and he's laughing so hard tears are rolling down his face. I asked her what was wrong and she screamed it out. "I only have ten fingers!" Mind you, she was really upset.
It took a while to sort out but here's what happened.
My son told her that he had 11 fingers and he counted them to prove it to her. Of course he counted in such a way that even though he touched each finger as he counted he ended up with 11. She counted hers and of course only had 10. No matter what we said to her she stayed upset and convinced that "only 10 fingers" wasn't right.
To this day we all laugh about it. All one of us has to say is "You only have ten fingers!"
These are hilarious!!!
Sequ does that in this Forum.
this isn't considered cute with adults, but its hilarious.... my little nephew tells his mom and dad to off and cusses ALL the time... lol. then, my neighbor.. he's 3 years old and when you tell him "youre cute." he's like "No i'm not!!" you ask him what his name is, "Stupid!!!" thats all that comes out of his mouth.
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