Varejao Feels Self Conscious Flopping Around Ginobili

[Man of Steel]

Actually--this is the REAL clipping:

Varejao Feels Self Conscious Around Ginobili

CLEVELAND--Cavaliers forward Anderson Varejao admitted today that he was going to feel extremely self conscious getting screwed by his vastly superior opponent from Argentina, Manu Ginobili in the upcoming NBA finals.

Varejao considers himself an amateur flopper, a piece of player from Brazil, whereas Ginobili is a legend who practically invented the practice of scaling amazing heights while dunking on turds such as himself.



“I am a little scared, I have to admit,” Varejao admitted with a laugh. “This is like the student going up against the master.

"Oh, who am I kidding? When he plays the games of basketball, he is majestic. I, on the otherhand, am nothing more than an oversized gay ballerina posing as a basketball player. When I fall down I am like a drunk slipping on a banana peel. I only hope that we win the series in order to minimize the humiliation somewhat.”



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[klx23]

Can't say I didn't see this coming.

They both flop. End of story.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I haven't yet seen a bunch of Argentinian chicks dancing in the stands in thongs during soccer games.

well then you haven't been looking close enough buddy. The Brazilians started the ritual, now all the cool chicks are doing it

[ShoogarBear]

Clearly, I need to start paying more attention to non-Brazilian soccer crowds.

[MrChug]

GOD Brazilian girls have nice asses...

[TheSanityAnnex]

He earns every freaking call he gets at this point.