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  1. 06-05-2007 #1
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    Varejao Feels Self Conscious Flopping Around Ginobili

    CLEVELAND--Cavaliers forward Anderson Varejao admitted today that he was going to feel extremely self conscious flopping around Spurs guard Manu Ginobili in the upcoming NBA finals. Varejao considers himself an amateur flopper, while Ginobili is a legend who practically invented the practice of falling down on purpose.

    “I am a little scared, I have to admit,” Varejao admitted with a laugh. “This is like the student going up against the master. What if I screw up? What if I fall down and do not get the call? He will probably think I’m some kind of idiot. I guess I just have to stay calm and remember that I deserve to be here and that I can fall down just as good as he can…oh, who am I kidding? When he falls down, he is majestic like a ballerina. When I fall down I am like a drunk slipping on a banana peel. I only hope that we win the series in order to minimize the humiliation somewhat.”



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    Just keep it coming Cavs. Keep it coming.
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    God have these people never heard of Vlade Divac or John Stockton?

    Manu pretty much has toned down the flopping to the point where it can only be called exaggerating the contact, but the dude gets thrown to the floor harder than any player in the league. He earns every freaking call he gets at this point.
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    i thought it was kinda funny
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    I hate the Cavs mostly because of one brazilian among them...
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  7. 06-05-2007 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by StrangeCheez
    Varejao Feels Self Conscious Flopping Around Ginobili

    CLEVELAND--Cavaliers forward Anderson Varejao admitted today that he was going to feel extremely self conscious flopping around Spurs guard Manu Ginobili in the upcoming NBA finals. Varejao considers himself an amateur flopper, while Ginobili is a legend who practically invented the practice of falling down on purpose.

    “I am a little scared, I have to admit,” Varejao admitted with a laugh. “This is like the student going up against the master. What if I screw up? What if I fall down and do not get the call? He will probably think I’m some kind of idiot. I guess I just have to stay calm and remember that I deserve to be here and that I can fall down just as good as he can…oh, who am I kidding? When he falls down, he is majestic like a ballerina. When I fall down I am like a drunk slipping on a banana peel. I only hope that we win the series in order to minimize the humiliation somewhat.”



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    Quote Originally Posted by StrangeCheez
    Varejao Feels Self Conscious Flopping Around Ginobili

    CLEVELAND--Cavaliers forward Anderson Varejao admitted today .......]
    Are peanut brains allowed to fake a sense of humor in the Finals?
    Isn't there an obscure rule against that
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    [QUOTE=StrangeCheez] What if I screw up? What if I fall down and do not get the call? He will probably think I’m some kind of idiot. QUOTE]
    He'd be right.....you're an idiot
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    Regular season offensive fouls drawn, '06-'07:

    Sideshow Bob: 95
    Manu Ginobili: 31

    Who is the master, again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hendrix
    I hate the Cavs mostly because of one brazilian among them...
    you hate them because he's Brazilian? or just hate them because you don't like him for some reason other than that?
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    this dude is such a joke.
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    that was pretty good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo Escobar
    i thought it was kinda funny
    It was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNuMaNiAc
    you hate them because he's Brazilian? or just hate them because you don't like him for some reason other than that?
    Brazilians are cool. We need some Brazilians up in the stands in the AT&T during a game.
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    this real?



    the Cavs, can't stand them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurs Dynasty 21
    this real?
    Reading comprehension not a strong suit? From the website in question:

    ©2007 The Brushback.com® All rights reserved. The Brushback is a satire site. None of the features or stories on this site are real. All names are made up, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. All quotes are fictional and any similarity to actual quotes is coincidental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
    Brazilians are cool. We need some Brazilians up in the stands in the AT&T during a game.
    argentinians > brazilians

    i love argentinians they are hilarious. case closed.

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    I haven't yet seen a bunch of Argentinian chicks dancing in the stands in thongs during soccer games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CubanMustGo
    Reading comprehension not a strong suit? From the website in question:

    ©2007 The Brushback.com® All rights reserved. The Brushback is a satire site. None of the features or stories on this site are real. All names are made up, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. All quotes are fictional and any similarity to actual quotes is coincidental.



    I didn't click the link and I have NEVER heard the site, and your education system obviously failed because you didn't detect that I wasn't sold on the quote
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    Brazil's soccer is the best in the world.. Not basketball though
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    WTF @ people getting angry. The dialog in the article was hilarious and SATIRICAL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by resistanze
    WTF @ people getting angry. The dialog in the article was hilarious and SATIRICAL.
    Exactly. The author isn't biased towards the Cavs, he's even written stuff that "praises" the Spurs.
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