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  1. #26
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    looks like he called angel too.... she said he invited her to a strip club up in dallas called baby dolls and he said it was jason who was calling... now it's starting to creep me out that this guy was impersonating me, trying to get girls on my contacts to meet him at a strip joint.

    mother er.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    looks like he called angel too.... she said he invited her to a strip club up in dallas called baby dolls and he said it was jason who was calling... now it's starting to creep me out that this guy was impersonating me, trying to get girls on my contacts to meet him at a strip joint.

    mother er.
    Did she meet up with him?

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Did she meet up with him?
    i hope not... if she did she would have driven 5 hours and not see the jman.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    mother er... angel... save the message so i can hear it next time i see you.

    im calling the dude mother er... im just pissed now.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    im calling the dude mother er... im just pissed now.

    Didn't you turn it off? I'm so confused.

  6. #31
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    he called her that night... she just brought it to my attention a bit ago.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    that makes 6 girls total that he called on my phone.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    he called her that night... she just brought it to my attention a bit ago.
    Talk about delayed reaction.

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    Agent Wonderbread j-6's Avatar
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    looks like he called angel too.... she said he invited her to a strip club up in dallas called baby dolls and he said it was jason who was calling... now it's starting to creep me out that this guy was impersonating me, trying to get girls on my contacts to meet him at a strip joint.

    mother er.

    Damn "Jason", at least choose a bar that isn't locally known as "C-Sections".

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    Damn "Jason", at least choose a bar that isn't locally known as "C-Sections".
    oh, it's a family joint? nice. family is good.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    it was a 300 dollar phone 2 years ago... now? i have no idea... probably y.

    it was a concert... he was pissing me off with his elbows so i punched his ass.
    you were in a pit, if you could call it that for the band in question, and you're complaining about being elbowed? you were in the wrong place. you weren't at The Meyerson.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    it was the type of elbow... it wasnt a "im moving to the music woooooo" elbow... it was a "im gonna hit this guy in the stomache as hard as i can" elbow

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    it was the type of elbow... it wasnt a "im moving to the music woooooo" elbow... it was a "im gonna hit this guy in the stomache as hard as i can" elbow
    still. courtesy goes out the window in a pit. it's the understood "u"

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    then that's why punched his ass.

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    I can't believe you elbowed him. You're such a pussy. You should've punched him in the face. Or cut him.

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    Oh, wait.

    I didn't read enough before thinking you were a pussy.

    But you're still a pussy because he got your phone. He won.

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Oh, wait.

    I didn't read enough before thinking you were a pussy.

    But you're still a pussy because he got your phone. He won.
    katy with the kill shot!

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    was this at the qotsa concert?

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    katy with the kill shot!
    yeah. too bad she's a lesbian.

  20. #45
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    katy is indeed a lesbo... ive seen her personally french kiss another chick.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    and he didnt win ... with the phone insurance ill be getting a new phone... that one was semi broken anyway... only way i could charge it was to switch out batteries with another phone and charge it that way

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    katy is indeed a lesbo... ive seen her personally french kiss another chick.
    You should've taken a pic with your camera phone!
    Oh, wait.......

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    dude got BODE on you.

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    yeah. too bad she's a lesbian.
    This is a lie.


    katy is indeed a lesbo... ive seen her personally french kiss another chick.
    I was probably drunk. Otherwise, this is a lie, too.

  25. #50
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    you were drunk. right after you tried to get in my pants.

    well you didnt try... you succeeded.

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