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Matt Bonner once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Matt Bonner is worth a million.
Matt Bonner once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
hahahaha i like the big mac one and slamming the revolving door
Matt Bonner has counted to infinity. Twice.
Matt Bonner once blocked a shot with such force the ball went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart somewhere over the Pacific.
Once, when he was having a pleasant dream, a meteorite slammed into Matt Bonner and woke him. He flew into a rage and killed every dinosaur on earth.
Bonner is allowed 7 fouls in a game. But a first has not been called yet.
Timmy: Matt Bonner is a son of a !
Manu: Best damn player on the team.
Bowen: He goes about 7'10, 590!
Tony: To Matt Bonner!
All 4: -Raise glasses- Matt Bonner!
Timmy: I once saw him scissor kick Ray Allen!
Manu: He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
Tony: <Drunken gibberish>
Bowen: You're damn right, and every kid in this town was fathered by Matt Bonner, every one of 'em!
There comes a time for everyone when you must admit that no matter how good you are at anything, somewhere in the world there is someone better. This time typically comes the instant after Matt Bonner enters the room.
Bonner has had the nickname Red Rocket since the mid eighties. The Toronto subway took the nickname because Bonner would pull the train through the tunnels to stay in shape in the offseason. Bonner always got to his stops 4 minutes early.
Bonner has only lost one game of HORSE ever, and that was to Michael Jordan. And even then it was only as part of a hustle. Bonner won $25K in their second match after spotting Mike four letters and promising to shoot using only his right foot.
Matt Bonner has turned down the lead role in the last five Best Picture Oscar winners because of a lack of three point shooting in the screenplays.
Matt Bonner can delete the recycling bin.
Matt Bonner has never been wrong, well one time he was wrong . he thought he was wrong but he was really right !
When the doctor was delivering Matt Bonner, Matt Bonner kicked him in the face and said, "Only Matt Bonner delivers Matt Bonner."
matt bonner said "the 1st Most Interesting Man In the World" doesnt exist
That was pretty good.
the Spurs get low ratings because most TV's can't handle Matt Bonner
One time Matt Bonner came over to my house uninvited. "Matt, I don't like the pop in," I said. He ignored me, sat on my cat, and insulted my grandmother. Then we all gave him 20 bucks from our wallets. That always happens when Bonner is around.
The California wildfires are from Matt Bonner lighting his farts.
He shaved the beard.
NOT COOL.
Last edited by Walter Craparita; 10-30-2007 at 11:13 PM.
There is no evolution...just a list of animals Matt Bonner allows to live.
Tim specifically signed for less money so that Bonner could be given a max contract extension. While he considered having the Spurs give both of them max contract extensions, he realized that a contract equal to Matt Bonner's would be "obscene."
Matt Bonner's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never cries.
Matt Bonner was originally one of the four wisemen. He gave Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus wore throughout his time on earth. Such obvious gift favoritism aroused intense feelings of jealousy in the other three wisemen, who conspired to have Matt Bonner written out of the Bible. They all suffered mysterious blocked-shot-bodyslam-related deaths shortly thereafter.
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