They call him Bonner. The "2nd Most Interesting Man In the World".
Stay thirsty mi amigo!
When Bonner goes to a card game, everyone always folds and he wins.
When Bonner says it's time to leave, everyone laughs and leaves.
When Bonner drives around in his 2006 Grand Prix, policemen hold up traffic for him.
When Bonner sits and tells stories of New Hampshire winters, children stop and listen and keep their feet still and their hands to themselves.
He was the valedictorian of his high school, even though his teachers never graded his papers.
Bonner was the captain of his school football team, the president of the Student Council..and the Vice President....and the Treasurer.
Bonner steps out for dinner and the wind stops blowing out of courtesy for his hair.
Bonner doesn't go to the dentist because Bonner never has a cavity.
Babies stop crying when Bonner enters the room so that they won't bother him.
Pimping ain't easy...but some how Bonner makes it look that way.
Not to derail.
But, someone tell Bonner to mix in a Quattro.
Watching last night, that beard is out of control.
Samson.
Chuck Norris.
Bonner.
The beard stays.
Last edited by Walter Craparita; 10-27-2007 at 05:22 PM.
They call him Bonner. The "2nd Most Interesting Man In the World".
Stay thirsty mi amigo!
When Bonner goes to a card game, everyone always folds and he wins.
When Bonner says it's time to leave, everyone laughs and leaves.
When Bonner drives around in his 2006 Grand Prix, policemen hold up traffic for him.
When Bonner sits and tells stories of New Hampshire winters, children stop and listen and keep their feet still and their hands to themselves.
That must have been a pretty ty HS.Bonner was the captain of his school football team, the president of the Student Council..and the Vice President....and the Treasurer.
When Bonner going into the river he won't get wet. The water gets Bonnered
You guys remember his rookie year when he blocked KG's shot from behind and knocked him on his ass? That's the I want . . . 6 good hard fouls, baby. He can wear his facial hair any way he likes if he does that.
-Marcus Williams wasn't waived, Matt Bonner dunked on him and sent him into retirement.
-FIBA rules don't allow Bonner to play, it's just unfair.
-Last night Yao asked Bonner, "can I write a check?", and Bonner said " no".
-Bonner has a 'no trade clause' in his contract...under penalty of death!
-Bonner visited the Spurstalk forums just once...the server promptly crashed under his greatness.
I don't think Yao is jumping in that picture.....
Ditka and Ginobili can't stop the Red Rocket.
Bonner can believe it's not butter.
-Michael Jordan has a Bonner fathead on his wall.
-Bonner is allowed 7 fouls in a game.
-Shaq had a dream where he dunked on Bonner, he woke up and called Bonner to apologize.
-Halftime was originally called "Bonner needs to take a leak"
-Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch because Bonner made it that way.
That's a lie!
He did crash the datacenter's network though.
Britney Spears acts nuts, because of Bonner deciding she wasn't "worthy"
Does Yao jump too?
Matt Bonner can speak Braille.
And Jaffies is owning this thread
Under Bonner's beard hides another rocket.
Bonner can slam a revolving door.
Matt Bonner once ordered a steak in a restaurant... The steak did what it was told...
Tough guys eat nails for breakfast. Matt Bonner does all his grocery shopping at the Home Depot.
Bonner's house doesn't have any doors. Only walls that he walks through.
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