Modesto sucks. Turlock sucks. Manteca sucks. Stockton sucks. Ceres sucks. Salida sucks. Highway 99 sucks. All of it sucks.
i live 45 mins from modesto.... had a girlfriend that used to live there, truly a ty ass town.
Modesto sucks. Turlock sucks. Manteca sucks. Stockton sucks. Ceres sucks. Salida sucks. Highway 99 sucks. All of it sucks.
Manteca?????
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That's spanish for "Lard".
Conversely, it's also the pet name The Reverend and I gave to some lazy fat co-worker we used to have.
I knew the first bit of that already, and heard legend of the second part. Both are especially hilarious haven spent a bit of time there.
I've got your religion hanging.
I got you hanging on one of our new gods penises.
the only thing that would make this funnier is if it was Peewee who became an ordained minister.
I just might do that.
I agree.
Church of Elvis
That he does!
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That knock on the door you hear is my cousin Guido and some of his... associates. He wants to have a word with you.
Never mind the bat, he's just a big baseball fan.
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How about Reverend Paki D.Fudge?
I am the Lord. Fo
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