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  1. 12-19-2007 #1
    midgetonadonkey
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    I am now an ordained minister. From this point on I will go by Reverend Midge.
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  2. 12-19-2007 #2
    Kori Ellis
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    Done
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  3. 12-19-2007 #3
    SAtown
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  4. 12-19-2007 #4
    midgetonadonkey
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    Anyone need me to perform their wedding?
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  5. 12-19-2007 #5
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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  6. 12-19-2007 #6
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    So when do you start mouth- ing young boys?
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  7. 12-19-2007 #7
    midgetonadonkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Blaze_47
    So when do you start mouth- ing young boys?
    I started that years ago.
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  8. 12-19-2007 #8
    florige
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Midge
    I am now an ordained minister. From this point on I will go by Reverend Midge.



    Man something is really the matter with you.....
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  9. 12-19-2007 #9
    PakiDan
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    I Was Ordained About A Month Ago Brother. Do You Want To Go Into Business Together? I Forgot To Mention It Here. You Can Now Call Me Reverand Pakidan.... Until I Figure Out Something More Clever....
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  10. 12-19-2007 #10
    spurs_fan_in_exile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Midge
    Anyone need me to perform their wedding?
    You would have been my pick if you had done this a couple of years sooner. I have a sister in SA though, so if she ends up engaged I'll let you know.
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  11. 12-19-2007 #11
    midgetonadonkey
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    I'm in it for the honorary PHD I can receive in Philosophy.
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  12. 12-19-2007 #12
    midgetonadonkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    You would have been my pick if you had done this a couple of years sooner. I have a sister in SA though, so if she ends up engaged I'll let you know.
    Kick ass.
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  13. 12-19-2007 #13
    BacktoBasics
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    Most importantly and for the metal health of this board can you fix Tony and Eva's relationship?
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  14. 12-19-2007 #14
    SpursWoman
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    Oh, damn.
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  15. 12-19-2007 #15
    dimsah
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    Universal Life Church of Modesto California?
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  16. 12-19-2007 #16
    SpursWoman
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    So, during a wedding ceremony, is the mus bukkake an optional service?
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  17. 12-19-2007 #17
    CuckingFunt
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    Will you perform my lesbian committment ceremony?
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  18. 12-19-2007 #18
    CuckingFunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    Will you perform my lesbian committment ceremony?
    Keep in mind that I'll need you to re-rent that white PT Cruiser for the occasion.
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  19. 12-19-2007 #19
    j-6
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    Real lesbians sport a Prius.
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  20. 12-19-2007 #20
    RashoFan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Midge
    Anyone need me to perform their wedding?
    Do you do exorcisims???
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  21. 12-19-2007 #21
    Das Texan
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    Universal Life Church eh?
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  22. 12-19-2007 #22
    peewee's lovechild
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    Dude, this is just what I needed to start my new religion.

    We need to talk about this.
    Seriously.
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  23. 12-19-2007 #23
    ATRAIN
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    I guess I can't kick your ass now, I would hate to be on the news as the guy that beat up the ordained Minister known as Reverend Midge.
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  24. 12-19-2007 #24
    midgetonadonkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Das Texan
    Universal Life Church eh?
    It was the Saint Cecilia Ministries, my son.
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  25. 12-20-2007 #25
    LaMarcus Bryant
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    i dont get it
    someone elucidate
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