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Close enough.
Next week they will be signing a giraffe. Because it's tall.
Close enough.
Is it a Greek bear? Cause if it's not you know Spanoulis would blow right past him.
I can come up with something better than that right now on the fly:
Spurs Get back court quickness from Unlikely Source:
By Matthew Powell Section: Spurs_Daily
Posted on Tue Jan 15, 2008
http://www.poundingtherock.com/stor...1/15/23370/1589
The San Antonio Spurs announced today that they have signed Holt's Cat. Per team policy, terms of the deal were not formally disclosed.
The 6", 10 pound cat has no record of playing organized basketball.
"We definitely think he's got the quicness to play in this league" said R.C. Buford, "and he certainly has all the right connections".
Tony Parker was quoted as saying "That pussy will never take my job".
In related news the Spurs had also considered signing a bear then realized that they already had a player that would sleep through the winter and wake to play in the spring, Robert Horry.
Last edited by PM5K; 01-17-2008 at 04:48 AM.
I can come up with something better than that right now on the fly:
Spurs Get back court quickness from Unlikely Source:
By Matthew Powell Section: Spurs_Daily
Posted on Tue Jan 15, 2008
http://www.poundingtherock.com/stor...1/15/23370/1589
The San Antonio Spurs announced today that they have signed Holt's Cat. Per team policy, terms of the deal were not formally disclosed.
The 6", 10 pound cat has no record of playing organized basketball.
"We definitely think he's got the quicness to play in this league" said R.C. Buford, "and he certainly has all the right connections".
Tony Parker was quoted as saying "That pussy will never take my job".
In related news the Spurs had also considered signing a bear then realized that they already had a player that would sleep through the winter and wake to play in the spring, Robert Horry.
well said.
Don't need a bear to have that kind of size. Here's 7'-6", 425 pounds Calvin Lane for you (with shaq here) :
(did you ever think you would find shaq small ?)
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