My friends, I need your help.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know he has to be desperate when he PMs mrsmallox asking for sex.

In my defense, I did it for the money.

Diapers and formula are expensive.

Plus, she lets me piss on her.

I'm working on her letting me on her chest.

[duncan228]

I bet peewee has more pics of Scarlett than I have of Duncan.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, back to the importance on sending me money for a date with Scarlett Johansson.

Please people, donate. And, donate often.

I need help here.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet peewee has more pics of Scarlett than I have of Duncan.

I have a blow up doll that has an uncanny resemblance of her.

[duncan228]

I have a blow up doll that has an uncanny resemblance of her.

You've definitlely got me beat.

[peewee's lovechild]

You've definitlely got me beat.

So, will you donate to this worthy cause?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The percentage of the proceeds is determined by the amount you donate.

What kind of cash will I need to cough up to get credit as a producer?

Also, what assurances do I have that this thing will be marketable? It's going to take a lot more than 60 seconds of good footage to make this thing sell. "A Night In Paris" is the sort of le that catches attention. "Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i don't mean to break you're heart, but it's not a date. it's just a meet and greet at a movie premiere. you'll probably "spend" 2 minutes max with her.

[mrsmaalox]

i don't mean to break you're heart, but it's not a date. it's just a meet and greet at a movie premiere. you'll probably "spend" 2 minutes max with her.

That's okay. That's about all the time he spends with any woman!!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

What kind of cash will I need to cough up to get credit as a producer?

Also, what assurances do I have that this thing will be marketable? It's going to take a lot more than 60 seconds of good footage to make this thing sell. "A Night In Paris" is the sort of le that catches attention. "Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.

"The Scarlett Letter"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"The Scarlett Letter"

Damn that's a good le. Peewee, if you can blow your load in the shape of a cap al A on her face this thing will be a license to print money.

[mrsmaalox]

"Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.

I'd buy that one solely out of pity.

[peewee's lovechild]

What kind of cash will I need to cough up to get credit as a producer?

Also, what assurances do I have that this thing will be marketable? It's going to take a lot more than 60 seconds of good footage to make this thing sell. "A Night In Paris" is the sort of le that catches attention. "Don't Worry, It Happens To Lots Of Guys" isn't going to fly off the shelves.

The le would be:

The Anal Intrusion of An Aztec God

[peewee's lovechild]

he'll probably only need 5 seconds to accomplish his mission.

Yea, but I'll feel her up and eat her out for about 30 minutes minimum.
Therefore, allowing all the viewers to see the greatness that is Scarlett Johansson.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's okay. That's about all the time he spends with any woman!!!!!

It's all the time I need, really.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn that's a good le. Peewee, if you can blow your load in the shape of a cap al A on her face this thing will be a license to print money.

I can do that.

I'll practice the move until it's perfected.

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry, but no.

I don't want to be listed as an accessory when this goes bad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry, but no.

I don't want to be listed as an accessory when this goes bad.

Great!

[1369]

Like the fist of an angry god...

Wait, "angry" god doesn't even come CLOSE.

More like a god who had his car keyed in the heavenly parking lot, was rear-ended by Beezlebub on the way home, returning only to find that his wife, Freyja, has run away with his best friend, Apollo. Meanwhile, his dog, Sirus, has pissed all over his new HD receiver and the next door neighbor, Shiva, has the Bollywood music cranked so loud, it's woken up the baby Jesus and he's crying, now.

I'd hit it like the fist of THAT god.

[peewee's lovechild]

^^^^^^

Dude, I'm appalled by what you posted.

Freyja is not that kind of chick.
She's good peeps.

[spurster]

I hope you're going to ditch the helmet for this.

On second thought, you should definitely keep it on.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope you're going to ditch the helmet for this.

On second thought, you should definitely keep it on.

No raincoat for this one.

I'm going bareback.

[peewee's lovechild]

sorry that i don't swoon for every girl that woody allen thinks is hot

She was hot before Woody's pedophile emotions got the best of him.