My friends, I need your help.

[peewee's lovechild]

It has been brought to my attention, by Johnny Blaze, that Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date with her.

Now, I know that I barely know some of you. Some of you, I have known for quite some time. But, I am asking everyone of you to help me in my hour of need.

I am a man of little resources and I need your help to ensure that I get to sleep with, err have a date with the lovely Ms. Johansson.

Take the time to think back to those times that you yourself have been in need and have received a helping hand. Think of the happiness that you would bring into my life when I finally get my shot at banging, I mean dating the beautiful Ms. Johansson.

Open your heart and let your kindness flow. I'll accept what you can donate. A dollar, a dime, it doesn't matter. It will all add up.

I will make sure to let her know that the fine people of SpurstTalk made this happen for me.

My fate is in your hands.
My happiness is in your hands.

I'm begging you to help me in my desperate hour of need.

Help me spurs talk, you're my only hope.



Sincerlely,


The PeeWee

[midgetonadonkey]

How does your wife feel about this little endeavour?

[thispego]

When you end up getting cancer later in life these people wont help you twice. You only get one solicitation per lifetime on spurstalk.

[ATRAIN]

Where is the donation box?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'll donate but only if I get a cut of the proceeds from the sex tape.

[peewee's lovechild]

How does your wife feel about this little endeavour?

She left me to be Shagia's lover.

[peewee's lovechild]

When you end up getting cancer later in life these people wont help you twice. You only get one solicitation per lifetime on spurstalk.

I'll deal with cancer later.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where is the donation box?

I need to set up a Paypal account.

But, I need pledges.

I need gaurantees that the money is going to come in.

[1369]

The lack of pics in this thread disappoints me.

It really does.





/Nice day to be in the bunk

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll donate but only if I get a cut of the proceeds from the sex tape.

The percentage of the proceeds is determined by the amount you donate.

[peewee's lovechild]

The lack of pics in this thread disappoints me.

It really does.





/Nice day to be in the bunk

I'll post some pics of her on top of me if you guys donate enough money.

[ATRAIN]

I'll deal with cancer later.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Money for Sex with Scarlet >>>>>>>>>> money for Cancer

[ATRAIN]

I'll post some pics of her on top of me if you guys donate enough money.

You need to revive that old picture you used to have in your sig pee wee. Ill donate a buck.

[peewee's lovechild]

[peewee's lovechild]

[samikeyp]

Jim giving money to Duff forum.

[peewee's lovechild]

[peewee's lovechild]

[peewee's lovechild]

I need you people to donate money to me.

Can you not see how desperate I've become??

[midgetonadonkey]

You know he has to be desperate when he PMs mrsmallox asking for sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

[peewee's lovechild]

[peewee's lovechild]

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