I just got offered a blow job

[Evan]

i should start a thread everytime some random skank offers me head.

trannies dont count

[CuckingFunt]

i should start a thread everytime some random skank offers me head.

I thought you already did.



Alternate snarky response:

So should I.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pinche joto!

Ponle la reata en el osico.

[SpursWoman]

And second, women typically don't go around bragging about how many s they've put in their mouths. Your secret more than likely would have been safe.

I just really don't think you could be more wrong. Woman that like giving blow jobs, and especially women that offer blow jobs, like the control.

She may be fine as now, but try and break it off and she's going to look like this:



Good call turning it down.

[E20]

you mean the one where you thought "la princessa" was spanish for princess?

La Princesa is Spanish for Princess. If not then what is it?

[mikejones99]

free bjs should be celebrated, whats her number? $

[E20]

Sorry elpimpo you fail. I took three years of Spanish and I knew it meant princesa. Okay I put in an extra s, spelling in spanish isn't my strong point who the cares the word is a ripoff of the english word princess so it doesn't really matter. I was doing the word justice.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just really don't think you could be more wrong. Woman that like giving blow jobs, and especially women that offer blow jobs, like the control.

She may be fine as now, but try and break it off and she's going to look like this:



Good call turning it down.

So girls keep tally marks of how many s have been in their mouths on a little card and try to compare to see who has the most power?

[E20]

you should send your spanish teacher a gift basket apologizing for wasting his/her time

Dude, I had to take Spanish, it wasn't like I wanted to. For some reason the education system makes you take bull remedial courses for an arrray of subjects, which is a total waste of time for somebody whose goals have nothing to do with foreign lanugages, english, history etc.................

[SpursWoman]

So girls keep tally marks of how many s have been in their mouths on a little card and try to compare to see who has the most power?

No, they sucker you into thinking it's NSA and then blackmail the out of you. They'll tell when you don't comply with what they really want. If something seems too good to be true, it's because it is. Duh.

[baseline bum]

yea, i did, cuz I already have a girl. now im probably going to get made fun of for being a puss, but oh well...

, what a puss.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Girls DO give reports.

[CuckingFunt]

So girls keep tally marks of how many s have been in their mouths on a little card and try to compare to see who has the most power?

Um... no.

Of c... of course not.

That would just be silly.

[jman3000]

all girls are s. they are all dirty. they just wont admit it.

the end.

[SpursWoman]

Exactly.






And there isn't a single thing I've ever done that my best friend doesn't know about, and vice versa. I'm just sayin'.

[CuckingFunt]

all girls are s. they are all dirty. they just wont admit it.

the end.

I'll admit to being a , but I'm not dirty.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Dirty as in bad?

Rookie:

[jman3000]

Maybe not all, but at least 70% of girls. I've seen too much weird to think otherwise.

Even the shyest, most quiet girl will say things that will bring a "wtf?" to your lips.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm not disagreeing at all.

Women are dirtier than men.

[jman3000]

amen.

[TDMVPDPOY]

shemales ftl man

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe not all, but at least 70% of girls. I've seen too much weird to think otherwise.

Even the shyest, most quiet girl will say things that will bring a "wtf?" to your lips.

Oh, that kind of dirty? Yeah, I'll admit to that, too.

And shy girls are the dirtiest of them all.

[E20]

Aren't you a man, CuckingFunt?

[CuckingFunt]

Aren't you a man, CuckingFunt?

No. I'm not.

[Fillmoe]

i would be gettin my sucked instead of posting about it online