Hey Duel...I'll See Your Midget And Raise You A Porn Star

[marini martini]

go for the kill and go get the GIRL who shot Selena!


Just think of the questions you could ask her about Selena and about Sex in prison! the possibilities are endless..........

GIRL, she's freaking grandma

[Chris Duel]

Dude don't give up so easily! go after the long Island Lolita, the one chick who had sex with that congress man, like that narrows it down.............


or freak out everyone on the radio and TV go the complete other direction?

Go after Gerry grant, or Peewee Herman. the "wide stance" congress man.

Ron Jerome, go for the kill and go get the girl who shot Selena!


Just think of the questions you could ask her about Selena and about Sex in prison! the possibilities are endless..........

Gerry Grant?

Would it be too soon for us to try to book David Cruz for Monday's show?

[mouse]

Didn't ASF say once on this forum that the thought of watching another man his woman is a major turn on??

That was GIG or BigZax25 ASF has never had a real woman!

And I just don't get it he drives a truck called Lay's

[mouse]

If i drove a truck full of Doritos and Lay's potatoes chips i would be getting all kinds of ass! You know how many girls love to eat chips? ASF has to have hit him some huge es! You know the kind, the really chubby greasy girls that you have to call on star just to locate their pussy?

[dawn]

Like you can't picture Dawn getting busy with Dale jr in the back of a Snap On truck all covered in STP with ASF peeping though the window.

Wow...where do I start with that one... well first things first and this is no secret, i have said it numerous times on the air, as much as I would jump on some junior action, he'd have to have a Tic-Tac or mento's or something because he has the rankiest breath ever. Man, I about fell over when he talked to me once...total turn-off, until I watched that ass walk away...wooo hooo!!!!

[Denver>SA]

That was GIG or BigZax25 ASF has never had a real woman!

And I just don't get it he drives a truck called Lay's

No, I was right. It was ASF
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost...7&postcount=24

[pickle girl]

Holy your good at searching! Can you find the signature topic where Brutails tells mouse he wants to kill him?

[Denver>SA]

try this thread
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthre...highlight=kill

[GoGatos]

Damn. I forgot about that.

And I thought her Olympic participation enabled us to frame it as a legitimate sports interview.

It all goes back to Porn.

Here's how Merriam-Webster defines "sport" :

1 a: a source of diversion : recreation b: sexual play c (1): physical activity engaged in for pleasure.

Not sure about anyone else but by that definition, porn is most definately a sport and therefore a topic for sports talk radio...who cares if she was an olympian or not?

[Cartman]

try this thread
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthre...highlight=kill

Dude I thought that topic was delete your good at searching you should work for Google! or the Ticket!

[BigZak]

get pop on the show and give away spurs tickets...

that's all that matters gentlemen...


although, i'll give duel major props if he puts an ebonics skit on if/when the spurs play the nuggets again...

make sure pop has already told your station to kiss off though chris...

otherwise, play it safe and just make fun of white people...

[BigZak]

that was a great thread there....Brutalis really went off...

a toke, a coke, and a smile bro. try it sometime.

[BonnerDynasty]

butta face and midgets...

[Tenacious D]

If you want on the Zone you have to sell your ticket!

[Taco]

If you want on the Zone you have to sell your ticket!

I HEARD WHEN THAT CALLER SAID THAT

[Chris Duel]

Here's how Merriam-Webster defines "sport" :

1 a: a source of diversion : recreation b: sexual play c (1): physical activity engaged in for pleasure.

Not sure about anyone else but by that definition, porn is most definately a sport and therefore a topic for sports talk radio...who cares if she was an olympian or not?

This afternoon on the show we had an in-depth discussion on the allegations that the President of Formula One Racing was videotaped in a Sadomasochistic Orgy with Nazi role playing with five hookers.

God, I love Sports Talk!

[GoGatos]

This afternoon on the show we had an in-depth discussion on the allegations that the President of Formula One Racing was videotaped in a Sadomasochistic Orgy with Nazi role playing with five hookers.

Which, given that guy's age, is an athletic feat of epic proportions.

But honestly, how in depth can you get into a Sadomasochistic Orgy with Nazi role playing with five hookers before you take a step back and reevaluate life as we know it?

[Chris Duel]

Which, given that guy's age, is an athletic feat of epic proportions.

Yeah. He is 67 years old.

One would think, symbolically, he would wait two more years!

[I am Tom]

Maybe the reason he can still get girls because he drinks the Formula One.

[Slomo]

Actually Max Mosley is the President of FIA, which is above Formula 1 (it's the highest governing body in motor sports), but what I found specially entertaining is the fact that he's the son of Oswald Mosley, the English war time fascist leader and good personal friend of Adolf.

I guess blood is thicker than water...

[S_A_Longhorn]

Are you trying to out-trash us Duel. Because, if that's the case, Tonya Harding is setting the bar a little out of reach. Where the would we go?

You could bring back your ex-wife.

[AlamoSpursFan]

(it's the highest governing body in motor sports)

I beg to differ.

Sincerely,
Brian France

[Slomo]

I beg to differ.

Sincerely,
Brian France

FIA>NASCAR

[PeterBurns]

You could bring back your ex-wife.

Ahh....I was wondering when you were going to show up again. Seemed to back down from the last challenge I gave you.

And quite clever post, as usual. The only punch line you have.

[Jimmy Bobby]

Yeah, SA Longhorn. What Peter said. Ain't ya got nuttin else? Why don't you post a photo of your wife and let's see if she's as hot as Stacie!