Hey Duel...I'll See Your Midget And Raise You A Porn Star

[PeterBurns]

Okay Duel.

You've thrown down the guantlet by having the Midget Escort on your show.
I'm raising the stakes.

I'm bringing in XXX "Adult Film" Star Donna Doll into the studio today around 4:45.

She's "head"lining shows this weekend at a club, and I figured it sounded like a good photo op.

Isn't this why we got into radio in the first place?

[Evan]

Okay Duel.

You've thrown down the guantlet by having the Midget Escort on your show.
I'm raising the stakes.

I'm bringing in XXX "Adult Film" Star Donna Doll into the studio today around 4:45.

She's "head"lining shows this weekend at a club, and I figured it sounded like a good photo op.

Isn't this why we got into radio in the first place?

wow...sounds like some "wacky FM sports" stuff goin on.

Exciting and original.

oh! and the sexual double entendre " 'head'lining " was the cherry on top!!!

Yeah porn chics on the radio! woot! there so hot and stuff!!

[PeterBurns]

Actually It's w00t, not woot.
Please use proper internet terms when ripping.

[Evan]

Actually It's w00t, not woot.
Please use proper internet terms when ripping.

I'm not ripping.

I am genuinely excited for what I am sure will be a Marconi award winning segment.

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.

[Duncan]

I'm not ripping.
I am sure will be a Marconi award winning segment.

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.

[Taco]

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.

http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/...es/boing_1.wav

[PeterBurns]

Damn Taco...You are on top of it.

I personally like the liner....."Shut Up Jane, you Ignorant "

[PeterBurns]

I'm not ripping.

I am genuinely excited for what I am sure will be a Marconi award winning segment.

Make sure your board op has a "boing" drop ready.

Well done sir. Well Done
You have had the upper hand of this battle.

We shall meet again.....

[Taco]

Damn Taco...You are on top of it.

I personally like the liner....."Shut Up Jane, you Ignorant "

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/snl/snl001.mp3

[Taco]

Okay Duel.

You've thrown down the guantlet by having the Midget Escort on your show.
I'm raising the stakes.

I'm bringing in XXX "Adult Film" Star Donna Doll into the studio today around 4:45.

She's "head"lining shows this weekend at a club, and I figured it sounded like a good photo op.

Isn't this why we got into radio in the first place?

http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/...es/boing_1.wav

SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST

[mouse]

That was a waste of radio time. Lame questions cheesy sound clips and telling Peter Burns to get out of the studio like he was some lost 8 year old kid was classy.

I thought Peter Burns was the one who got her on the show in the first place, let him have 2 minutes on the air with her. And Mike Taylor acting as though he hasn't had pussy in like 6 months is getting old isn't he married?

Well the good thing from all this GoGato can't go around lecturing Duel on not talking sports anymore.

For those of you who may have got offended by my 2 cents.

(Fun Ribbing Fun Ribbing)

[Chris Duel]

Peter,

Clearly we can't compete with your riveting, original online babe photo compe ion and porn stars in the studio.

Regarding the midget escort, your once and soon-to-be-again boss, Tom Gebhart, suggested it to us and we just decided to give her a call in the moment. Not a trend, not a regular happening. I thought it was somewhat interesting.

We are, however, working on Tonya Harding for next week. So I guess I'll see your porn star and raise you an Olympic, trailer trash, beer drinking nasty psychopath.

Say o to Mr. T for me.

Chris

[Denver>SA]

i listened to the ticket mike taylor show for the first time in my life yesterday(thursday) the only parts i heard was when he was ing about his god damn minivan being broke down and how his tax returns always get spent on auto repairs.

i guess its just payback for him wasting airtime.

that show sucks

[Denver>SA]

SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST

she doesnt do interracial...
so if she aint giving the pussy up to the brothas, then it dont concern me

[GoGatos]

Peter,

Clearly we can't compete with your riveting, original online babe photo compe ion and porn stars in the studio.

Regarding the midget escort, your once and soon-to-be-again boss, Tom Gebhart, suggested it to us and we just decided to give her a call in the moment. Not a trend, not a regular happening. I thought it was somewhat interesting.

We are, however, working on Tonya Harding for next week. So I guess I'll see your porn star and raise you an Olympic, trailer trash, beer drinking nasty psychopath.

Say o to Mr. T for me.

Chris

Didn't she do a sex-tape too?? I believe it was her and her white trash husband on their wedding night or something. So technically she qualifies as a porn star.

I mean, she may not have starred in "Nutbusters 9" or the critically acclaimed "Fire in the Booty Hole" like Donna Doll, but a porn star nonetheless!

[Tree hugger]

This has been done long ago back when Peter Burns brought Stacie to the station!

[Chris Duel]

Didn't she do a sex-tape too?? I believe it was her and her white trash husband on their wedding night or something. So technically she qualifies as a porn star.

I mean, she may not have starred in "Nutbusters 9" or the critically acclaimed "Fire in the Booty Hole" like Donna Doll, but a porn star nonetheless!

Damn. I forgot about that.

And I thought her Olympic participation enabled us to frame it as a legitimate sports interview.

It all goes back to Porn.

[Smackie Chan]

It all goes back to Porn.

Speaking of porn, how's Dawn doing?

(harmless ribbing)

I am so proud of GoGatos for making a point (a rather good one) without insulting ST ,people who live on the www,mouse, or anyone else with multiple screen names. Thanks GoGato!


Duel you need to have coach Pop on the show you tell him mouse needs another hug.(he will know what it means)

And can you play some Ratt next time you introduce David Chancellor on your show? (he will ask how you knew)

Hey GoGatos? Do you know JimBob? Can you ask him if the Ticket can have one segment dedicated to what he wants to talk about? The man seems to have a rear gift. I would like to hear how he fills in the 8 minute time slot!

Or how ever long a segment is. If not maybe I will email him?

[Chris Duel]

Speaking of porn, how's Dawn doing?

Smackie Chan,

Are you suggesting that our NASCAR Babe is somehow associated with Porn?

[Al Gore]

Smackie Chan,

Are you suggesting that our NASCAR Babe is somehow associated with Porn?

In NASCAR it's called a pit stop!

Hey Duel how about the "to be named later" show?

[Al Gore]

Like you can't picture Dawn getting busy with Dale jr in the back of a Snap On truck all covered in STP with ASF peeping though the window.

[PeterBurns]

Peter,

Clearly we can't compete with your riveting, original online babe photo compe ion and porn stars in the studio.

Regarding the midget escort, your once and soon-to-be-again boss, Tom Gebhart, suggested it to us and we just decided to give her a call in the moment. Not a trend, not a regular happening. I thought it was somewhat interesting.

We are, however, working on Tonya Harding for next week. So I guess I'll see your porn star and raise you an Olympic, trailer trash, beer drinking nasty psychopath.

Say o to Mr. T for me.

Chris

Are you trying to out-trash us Duel. Because, if that's the case, Tonya Harding is setting the bar a little out of reach. Where the would we go?

That's a jugular move, pretty much a Trashy MOAB.

T's doing good. And I knew all along it had to be Geb's Idea. What can you say, the man has a fetish. Send him my condolances for the Hilltopper loss.

[Cartman]

Didn't she do a sex-tape too?? I believe it was her and her white trash husband on their wedding night or something. So technically she qualifies as a porn star.

I mean, she may not have starred in "Nutbusters 9" or the critically acclaimed "Fire in the Booty Hole" like Donna Doll, but a porn star nonetheless!

Word! ........to the mutha er

I wonder why Mike Taylor is so worried about Peter having some air time? And then he told him to go sell something like he is some sort of loser around the station. Peter Burns is 10 times funnier than 1/2 the people on the radio today.

I never could get the paranoia and back stabling that goes on in radio and television.

[Denver>SA]

Like you can't picture Dawn getting busy with Dale jr in the back of a Snap On truck all covered in STP with ASF peeping though the window.

Didn't ASF say once on this forum that the thought of watching another man his woman is a major turn on??

[mouse]

Are you trying to out-trash us Duel. Because, if that's the case, Tonya Harding is setting the bar a little out of reach. Where the would we go?

That's a jugular move, pretty much a Trashy MOAB.

T's doing good. And I knew all along it had to be Geb's Idea. What can you say, the man has a fetish. Send him my condolances for the Hilltopper loss.

Dude don't give up so easily! go after the long Island Lolita, the one chick who had sex with that congress man, like that narrows it down.............


or freak out everyone on the radio and TV go the complete other direction?

Go after Gerry grant, or Peewee Herman. the "wide stance" congress man.

Ron Jerome, go for the kill and go get the girl who shot Selena!


Just think of the questions you could ask her about Selena and about Sex in prison! the possibilities are endless..........