10 reasons men are better than women

[mrsmaalox]

one thing says it all. WNBA.......You dont see us writing on Silverstarstalk.com now do you?

Duuuummmmm

[ATRAIN]

Duuuummmmm

Ironic that this is coming from you. 90% of your posts suck!!

[Fillmoe]

Ironic that this is coming from you. 90% of your posts suck!!

true story!

[sa_butta]

Duuuummmmm

That is also a good reason, thanks for your help.

[Fillmoe]

as the god camron would say....


CLOSE YA LIPS BEFORE I PUT MY IN EM (NO )

[sa_butta]

When men have sex with multiple women he is seen in high regard amongst his peers. When women have sex with multiple men she is a amongst her peers.

[Fillmoe]

good point sa butta

[ATRAIN]

When men have sex with multiple women he is seen in high regard amongst his peers. When women have sex with multiple men she is a amongst her peers.

hahahahah DAMN S!!!!

[Don Quixote]

We don't have boobs.

Um, not sure how this supports our argument against women.

I thought boobies are a good thing! They are!

[mrsmaalox]

Ironic that this is coming from you. 90% of your posts suck!!

Then I'm doing about 10% better than you!!!!!!!!!!!

[ploto]

Old joke--

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.

"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

[ATRAIN]

Then I'm doing about 10% better than you!!!!!!!!!!!

Just like a woman, doesn't know WHEN to shut up.

[Fillmoe]

backhand her

[ATRAIN]

backhand her

Im about to

[sa_butta]

Then I'm doing about 10% better than you!!!!!!!!!!!

FAIL

[sa_butta]

Just like a woman, doesn't know WHEN to shut up.

I guess they have computers at the battered womens shelter now.

[ATRAIN]

I guess they have computers at the battered womens shelter now.

The Strip Club?

[Fillmoe]

[sa_butta]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91541

[mrsmaalox]

backhand her

you go fly a kite!!

[mrsmaalox]

Im about to

I already warned you what would happen to you.......

[sa_butta]

you go fly a kite!!

[TheSanityAnnex]

Given that there are several things gayer than myself

Like an actual gay person who has actually had intercourse with the same sex?

[Fillmoe]

shagia fails at being gay....

[mrsmaalox]

Old joke--

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.

"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

ploto, even though that was a joke, I think it very accurately describes the problem some of the men around here are having. Or should I say not having?