San Antonio: Where making excuses happens

[jag]

Don't try to backpeddle now. It was never "oh, timmmy is playing so poorly" , it was more like "if timmy was healthy" or "we should have won if timmmy wasn't ill" type of bull . Then everybody pulled the Manu is injuired card when he was a non factor in the first two games and everyone was ready to throw him under the bus after the huge role he played in the second round. Most di able fans ing ever. When the Spurs lose in a couple games I hope at least a couple dozen of you jump off some bridges.

This is really bothering you isn't it?

[ChumpDumper]

Don't try to backpeddle now. It was never "oh, timmmy is playing so poorly" , it was more like "if timmy was healthy" or "we should have won if timmmy wasn't ill" type of bull . Then everybody pulled the Manu is injuired card when he was a non factor in the first two games and everyone was ready to throw him under the bus after the huge role he played in the second round. Most di able fans ing ever. When the Spurs lose in a couple games I hope at least a couple dozen of you jump off some bridges.

You are so disgusted by spurfans you read every word they post!

[jag]

I feel for you.

[mardigan]

King fan has gone insane with rage.

[ChumpDumper]

I hate Spurs fans so much I've been a member of their board for two years!

[lefty]

Most bi-polar fans in the NBA by far. Against the Hornets, you sucked games 1 and 2 because timmmmmay was "ill" then when you guys are embarrassed in games 1 and 2 in LA it was because manu was magically injured. There were threads saying he sucks and is a liability. He blows up for a game, and holy he is the lord jesus christ in a Spurs jersey. I have never seen so many sickening "fans" in the NBA in my life. I just wonder how many excuses will be sure to show up after you guys lose the next two games. That should be fun.

How 'bout Kings fans complaining about the officiationg in game 6 of the 2002 WCF ?

ing whiners, coming up with dumb excuses

[Commissioner Stern]

What else would we argue? When players suck fans talk about how much they suck. When they play well fans talk about how well they played. What exactly was so ground breaking about his analysis?

Nothing. Except for the reading comprehension.

The majority did not talk about how Timmay or Ginoblee "sucked" or how the team was outplayed by NOH or the Lakers. They talk about how they're injured. If it wasn't for the injury... blah. Then a day and a half later, Gino drops 30. He's Christ in a sperm jersey.

Here's my analysis.

Gino was outplayed in games 1 and 2. Sasha is a pest and Gino had a hard time getting open looks. Without those open looks, Gino hesitated and put up bad shots. In Game 3, Phil Jackson left Radmanovic on Gino for too long. By the time Sasha got in the game, Gino had his confidence back that he was actually willing to put up shots w/ no hesitation and w/ Sasha inside his jersey. Odom took his usual 2nd game mind farts, and thought "being aggressive" meant going one-on-one. Coupled with the fact that Gasol played soft, because well, he is Gasoft. Always was and always will be. Lakers were toast.

If that was a Sperms fan analysis, it would go like this:

Lakers lost by 19 because Kobe's pinky is really starting to bother him. Gasol didn't get enough tape on those ankles. Odom sucks. They should trade him. What's that? Kobe said the pinky isn't really bothering him? Oh. He's such a warrior.

[ChumpDumper]

Here's my analysis.

We don't care.

[jag]

Nothing. Except for the reading comprehension.

The majority did not talk about how Timmay or Ginoblee "sucked" or how the team was outplayed by NOH or the Lakers. They talk about how they're injured. If it wasn't for the injury... blah. Then a day and a half later, Gino drops 30. He's Christ in a sperm jersey.

Here's my analysis.

Gino was outplayed in games 1 and 2. Sasha is a pest and Gino had a hard time getting open looks. Without those open looks, Gino hesitated and put up bad shots. In Game 3, Phil Jackson left Radmanovic on Gino for too long. By the time Sasha got in the game, Gino had his confidence back that he was actually willing to put up shots w/ no hesitation and w/ Sasha inside his jersey. Odom took his usual 2nd game mind farts, and thought "being aggressive" meant going one-on-one. Coupled with the fact that Gasol played soft, because well, he is Gasoft. Always was and always will be. Lakers were toast.

If that was a Sperms fan analysis, it would go like this:

Lakers lost by 19 because Kobe's pinky is really starting to bother him. Gasol didn't get enough tape on those ankles. Odom sucks. They should trade him. What's that? Kobe said the pinky isn't really bothering him? Oh. He's such a warrior.

If a player has an injury and plays poorly, fans here talk about how he's injured and is playing poorly. It's shameful...i know

[Commissioner Stern]

If a player has an injury and plays poorly, fans here talk about how he's injured and is playing poorly. It's shameful...i know

No. It's not shameful. It's fandom.

I tend to think that the Lakers loss was because the Sperms played well. A novel concept for Sperm fan, I know. Yes, I agree w/ the pundits that say the Lakers didn't match the sperm intensity. But this is the WCF. Get real. Timmay was a monster w/ the 20/20.

No excuses about injuries, referees, a David Stern conspiracy, a Lakers/Celtics preference, etc.

The Sperms played well and the Lakers blew.

But that's just me.

[jag]

No excuses about injuries, referees, a David Stern conspiracy, a Lakers/Celtics preference, etc.

I wouldn't know...i'm not patrolling a lakerboard giving them my analysis or trying to interpret theirs.

[DazedAndConfused]

Sperm fans will NEVER admit their team got outplayed. I've never seen it on this forum, ever. It's always because Duncan had a tummy ache, Ginobli's ankle was injured, Parker was ankle was hurt, or that the team was fatigued. They LOVE to throw out the fatigue card when they get blown the out, it's pretty standard fare around here.

But who gives a ? The Lakers need to win Game 4 and close this goddamn series out in 5. Can't let these roaches survive.

[ChumpDumper]

I blamed the refs in game 3.

[DazedAndConfused]

I'm fat and ugly and girls have rejected me my whole life. I was offended by Charles Barkley's comment that everyone in SA is fat because I am fat.

[lefty]

.But who gives a ? The Lakers need to win Game 4 and close this goddamn series out in 5. Can't let these roaches survive.

Won't happen.

The champs are alive and well

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Nothing. Except for the reading comprehension.

The majority did not talk about how Timmay or Ginoblee "sucked" or how the team was outplayed by NOH or the Lakers. They talk about how they're injured. If it wasn't for the injury... blah. Then a day and a half later, Gino drops 30. He's Christ in a sperm jersey.

Here's my analysis.

Gino was outplayed in games 1 and 2. Sasha is a pest and Gino had a hard time getting open looks. Without those open looks, Gino hesitated and put up bad shots. In Game 3, Phil Jackson left Radmanovic on Gino for too long. By the time Sasha got in the game, Gino had his confidence back that he was actually willing to put up shots w/ no hesitation and w/ Sasha inside his jersey. Odom took his usual 2nd game mind farts, and thought "being aggressive" meant going one-on-one. Coupled with the fact that Gasol played soft, because well, he is Gasoft. Always was and always will be. Lakers were toast.

If that was a Sperms fan analysis, it would go like this:

Lakers lost by 19 because Kobe's pinky is really starting to bother him. Gasol didn't get enough tape on those ankles. Odom sucks. They should trade him. What's that? Kobe said the pinky isn't really bothering him? Oh. He's such a warrior.

Yea, because sleeping on a plane, having merely a day of rest between an emotionally draining series that went seven games and the start of this series, having a bad ankle, and tearing his nail on his shooting hand had NOTHING at all to do with it.

Vujachick has nowhere near the drive, skill, or toughness that Ginobili has. Ginobili was Ginobili last night because he wanted to be, and there's no concievable reason to believe Vujachick could stop him when he has that at ude.

The only guy on the Lakers that could really bother Ginobili is Kobe, but that would undoubtedly have an effect on his own offense, so it's risky to put him on Manu

[samikeyp]

Sperm fans will NEVER admit their team got outplayed. I've never seen it on this forum, ever. It's always because Duncan had a tummy ache, Ginobli's ankle was injured, Parker was ankle was hurt, or that the team was fatigued. They LOVE to throw out the fatigue card when they get blown the out, it's pretty standard fare around here.

But who gives a ? The Lakers need to win Game 4 and close this goddamn series out in 5. Can't let these roaches survive.

More D&C lies.

[DazedAndConfused]

Yea, because sleeping on a plane, having a merely a day of rest in between an emotionally draining series that went seven games and that start of this series, having a bad ankle, and tearing his nail on his shooting hand had NOTHING at all to do with it.

Vujachick has nowhere near the drive, skill, or heart that Ginobili has. Ginobili was Ginobili last night because he wanted to be, and there's concievable reason to believe Vujachick could stop him when he has that at ude.

The only guy on the Lakers that could really bother Ginobili is Kobe, but that would undoubtedly have an effect on his own offense, so it's risky.

This Sperm fan managed to roll up every excuse in the book in one post.

Fatigue......check
Ankle injury......check
Fingernail.......check

Am I missing anything? Wait I heard Ginobli had a bad tummy ache from the food he ate in LA!!!! How can you forget about that.

[DazedAndConfused]

More D&C lies.

You are the exception to the rule. You keep pointing out how not all Sperm fans are alike and well it's really only just you that is different.

[jag]

I'm very creative.

[ChumpDumper]

Notice I tried to go personal instead of denying I blamed the refs.

That's because I blamed the refs.

[Commissioner Stern]

I wouldn't know...i'm not patrolling a lakerboard giving them my analysis or trying to interpret theirs.

I don't usually give analysis, because well, I suck at it too. I talk smack when there's smack to be spoken. But even my smack is responsive rather than reactive.

And responding "Bonzi sucks" when the guy pointed out that Sperm fan never gives credit is a reaction. Not a response.

[samikeyp]

You are the exception to the rule. You keep pointing out how not all Sperm fans are alike and well it's really only just you that is different.

Yes I do and as long as people are ignorant enough to keep lumping all Spurs fans as being of one mindset. There are many more like me here. Sadly, there are people here who will not give credit to an opponent at anytime. People tend to focus on them more.

[lefty]

That's better

[ChumpDumper]

Still trying to figure out why you guys care so damn much about spurfans.