Free Quattro Razor (13)

[peewee's lovechild]

The attic's where we keep the Christmas stuff. We've got him evening out a table leg at the moment. Keeps him put and he earns his keep.

You're like Yoda, only not that short.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Are you saying you fathered all these children?
I would have moved out too.
ing child support on all those babies must be insane.

, I'm impressed.

I'm not admitting to anything. For starters my wife drops by this thread every now and then. Besides, the ladies in that complex were not exactly lookers. And on top of that, messing with chicks like that is like playing Russian roulette. It's just a matter of time before you catch something or one of them has a baby daddy that gets his parole and comes looking for you or some like that.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You're like Yoda, only not that short.

Well, the state of Texas won't employ just anyone, ya know.

[Wilson]

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[whottt]

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Why don't you off and die Wilson!!!!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi whottt

[CuckingFunt]

The sun is out here, and it's pissing me off.

What the happened to winter?

ing mother !!!!

I learned a few minutes ago, thanks to the storm that accompanied my beautiful lightning, that my cousin's got a leaky window in her apartment.

I am not quite as thrilled with this storm now as I was when I initially posted.

[ORION]

Is Mel my troll?

Am I her troll?

Are we both ORION's trolls?

Maybe ORION is timvp's troll.

Would that make both mel and I timvp?

Maybe Kori.

You never know.

I am shoog's troll

[CuckingFunt]

I'm Squid's troll.

[mrsmaalox]

Uh-Oh!

I'm being chased by a Cougar.

Oh you didn't know? I thought the "double- twins" had done a pretty good job of making sure everyone knew what my ulterior motives are. Oh well, they'll probably send out a memo!

[Melmart1]

Oh you didn't know? I thought the "double- twins" had done a pretty good job of making sure everyone knew what my ulterior motives are. Oh well, they'll probably send out a memo!

Ok, you took your (weak) jab, now run along like you always do.

[CuckingFunt]

Double- twins?

[CuckingFunt]

Does that mean we have double- s?

Or that we take double- s?

Or that we're both acting like s and, therefore, when together we would be double- s?

[mrsmaalox]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be ing awesome.

What the ! You show up just start this kind of bull !? Why can't I have RashoFan on my team?! You don't even have the decency to give me a partner who's not having double vision?! Asshole!

[to21]

Spitting or snowballing doesn't count as spreading.

Says the spitting, snowballin' fiend.

[mrsmaalox]

Does that mean we have double- s?

Or that we take double- s?

Or that we're both acting like s and, therefore, when together we would be double- s?

, you're the brainiac here, you tell me! I'm sure you will anyway.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I could swear that I just saw Jesse Jackson at the local 7-11 buying 2 24oz. cans of Bud Ice, once again proving that that asshole is NEVER behind his ing pulpit!

[to21]

Does that mean we have double- s?

Or that we take double- s?

Or that we're both acting like s and, therefore, when together we would be double- s?

Maybe she has inside knowledge of you and mel using a double-sided dildo.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Anyone else notice that there never seems to be a gas station on the side of the road most convenient to you?

[samikeyp]

I am pretty sure Mel and CF don't have s....balls yes, but not s.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe she has inside knowledge of you and mel using a double-sided dildo.

That's my man! Always thinking 24/7!!!

[ORION]

I could swear that I just saw Jesse Jackson at the local 7-11 buying 2 24oz. cans of Bud Ice, once again proving that that asshole is NEVER behind his ing pulpit!

him and Al Sharpton

[mrsmaalox]

I am pretty sure Mel and CF don't have s....balls yes, but not s.

They only have plastic s, silly!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Let's review:

-we are ALL in agreement that watching Mel and CF wrestle in Jell-o has "good idea" written all over it,

-we are all in agreement that moroni and Immodium are worthless and annoying and should off and die; we don't particularly care in which order these things happen,

-ashbeeigh is STILL a stupid attention-needing who is jealous that another woman has dirtier feet than she does now,

-RashoFan wears some hideous-ass pajamas,

-to21 is a male.....allegedly,

-ATRAIN still wants to fight midge,

-ATRAIN has also apparently welched on his bet with peewee,

-peewee has been functioning on little or no sleep since the birth of his daughter,

-CF is staying in a apt. in New York that has weather-stripping problems,

-and ORION STILL hasn't taken pix of all the boobage at his work that he boasts about.

[ORION]

-and ORION STILL hasn't taken pix of all the boobage at his work that he boasts about.

you missed it. check with the rev