the baby is a US citizen if it is born in the US, but she hasn't been born yet, and the baby being a citizen doesn't make the woman a citizen. They can kick her out and leave the baby to me. then I'd get to raise her how I like.
Milk is quite cheap right now. Certainly cheaper than it ever was during the Obama or Bush administrations
As for diapers? nah, just leave her naked in a bucket, and clean out the bucket whenever she eliminates.
child care/day care? nope, my best friend's wife works from home with their daughter already and even if she didn't, my best friend makes piles o' money so she could be a home maker and not work.
Tuition? nope, she's going to public school, just as I did, and as far as college that's legally the student's responsibility, not the parent's. I had to earn/pay my own way anyway.
A child doesn't have to be expensive, tbh?