You see Dirk listen to me my son and you will conquer the cougars!!
Thats the ultimate revenge. Girl screws you over, you have break up sex and you bang her doggy style......then OOPS im sorry!!
You see Dirk listen to me my son and you will conquer the cougars!!
Yeah right...
Good thing you are on the computer and can still communicate with that dirty sock in your mouth.
Dude you got me all wrong the dirty sock is for the screamers man. Havent you ever seen Porky's?
Jeez you are dense. I was referring to you screaming while you are pulling the "A" Train with your buddies.
LOL I have yet to pull a train on anyone, but I have a buddy that wants me to train this one chick for some reason? He keeps telling me she is down for it and wants it, but im thinking wtf will he get out of this?? I mean ill bang her first while he is in the other room and then he can go to town.
Case in point!![]()
OH yeah and I dont scream when im giving and I dont receive so I don't scream either way. Just fyi for Cosmic.
The girl your buddy is trying to hook you up with is probably a cross-dressing he/she. He will probably be in the next room laughing his ass off when you slide those panties down and a hard pecker hits you on the nose.
Actually he has already banged her in my apt none the less. She isnt a looker and could be a he she but I did hear them in the other room so either he is gay or not straight.
Alot of talk about hand jobs & socks. WTF?
I wonder which? Gay or not straight?
LOL sorry that was from the 2nd Adam Sandler cd, thought someone would have gotten that.
You apparently bought the only copy.
Correction! Including this great state of Texas, I've got 5 states covered.
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Someone did.
That someone being you? Good job Maalox!!
Come on Richer you can afford it.
I only have Massachusetts and Amsterdam
I bet she's looser than a machine screw in drywall.
Most of the sex I've had has been in the state of passion.
There is this one off of Bab that I would frequent. I was about to tell a quick funny / gross story about that but I will hold back.
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