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[monosylab1k]

naruto

[monosylab1k]

He bumped into him alright.

and you like naruto

[Jodelo]

Luva never answers naruto posts, hilarious!

[redzero]

Luva never answers naruto posts, hilarious!

He tried to deny it, but I think he's given up.

[monosylab1k]

Hey dont feel too bad. Look at all the lame asses that joined you in thinking that ass clown had talent. I told you he was a bum back then, and I always suspected you were gay and you proved me right.

and you like naruto

[monosylab1k]

I could end the lol thread today, but why bother.

lol

[DPG21920]

No you can't, quit lying you trick ass, grab ass, crab ass, mark ass, jack ass busta

[pass1st]

http://spurstalk.spurstalk.com/forum...1&postcount=13

[monosylab1k]

I got you. Be a man about... I know thats hard for you. Its funny how I drive your clowns into repe ion.

so you go searching through my posting history, finding what you think are the worst threads to possibly bump, things that will destroy me on this forum......but none of them are threads of me liking anything as gy as Naruto so I still win.

Since you're so desperate to get one over on me, and you clearly need some assistance considering the ty job you're doing thus far, I'll help you out. Ask dirk4mvp or RenaldoBalkman about me writing an online review for Brokeback Mountain, praising what a beautiful movie it is. I'm sure it's still somewhere out there.

even then, that still isn't as gy as being a closet Naruto fan

[pass1st]

House nlgga to the rescue...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...87&postcount=1

[pass1st]

^--- giving up on team, worse than trash

[monosylab1k]

I saved that one.

you say this as if it makes you look like less of a desperate, obsessed little .

[timvp]

I need to steal that mic drop schtick and use it upstairs.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Oh, there was no searching. I leave that for you all. I saved that one. I dont need your help, I got this, lil nlgga. Im a one many wrecking krew. Now go bump my lol thread, got.

bull that you saved that one. I already know what he's talking about, there's no way you're "saving it".

[Dex]

I was waiting for the Fresh Prince to bust out, tbh....

[midnightpulp]

Oh, there was no searching. I leave that for you all. I saved that one. I dont need your help, I got this, lil nlgga. Im a one many wrecking krew. Now go bump my lol thread, got.

One man wrecking crews don't beg to join other crews:

There should be an open spot, am I correct. I mean, being up there for a month made realize that I'm more like you guys than I realized. I fit all of the necessary criteria needed to fill the role of a strong 4 star general. Accordingot your very own Krew guidelines, I fit the bill.



1. You must know about basketball. Check



2. You must lol/LMAO people who don't know about basketball. Check



3. You may not be a non-conformist. Check



4. No gots. Double Check



5. Attack the easily butthurt. Check, just see Spurfan for reference



6. YoU mAy NoT tYpE lIkE tHiS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Check



7. You must be strong. Check



8. Never use a load of emoticons, unless used for trolling purposes.



9. Calf Tats = YOU
Well, there's not much meat left on the bone of this guy, but..... Check

[monosylab1k]

and you like Naruto.

I'm still winning.

[Ghost_of_Gashir]

that this was buried.

Give it to him good, my nlgga! Right in the ass, then make him caress that nutsack gently! That got!

[midnightpulp]

Midnightpulp's squad vs mono opolis squad.

You know you're a has been when you're using Koolaid_Man's shtick.

You done.

[Koolaid_Man]

No, not a 3-way with Anne Hathaway & Heidi Klum. That's #2 on my ultimate wet dream list, and you'll see why in a second.

So I just changed jobs and now I work near Frisco, TX. I know there's a 24 HR Fitness near there with a basketball court, so today I decided to see how that one is compared to my regular spot in Murphy.

That was the greatest decision of my life, because as I walked into the b-ball court area, guess who was out there -

That's right es. Anthony Mutha in' Randolph. Ballin' like a beast out there.

I seriously almost squealed like a girl when I realized it was him. I got my phone, and as soon as the game was done (his team won 12-3, he had probably 8 points and 3 dunks) I walked over, said hi, and asked him to take the crappy phone pic above. I would have included myself, but I literally have never taken a picture with my current phone before and had no idea how to do self-portraits properly. I ed up like 3 of those, and I could tell he was getting a little impatient with me, so I just took the above pic of him by himself instead. But he was a real friendly dude, very gracious, and shook my hand afterwards.

Before the next game started, everyone was doing the little shootaround deal that always happens. I'm there shooting with him, and suddenly he asks me for the ball, of course I pass it to him, and perfectly in stride he does a windmill dunk. I swear I almost orgasmed.

What's funny is that I was probably the only guy there who knew who he was. Everybody else was like "Daaaamn what high school does he play at? He's gonna be a good college player!"

So I sign up to play, praying that somehow his team loses and he signs up to be on my team. But of course his team kicks the next team's ass and so my team's gotta go up against his.

Note: I swear this next part is completely true, scouts honor.

So it's basically 4 scrubs and Anthony on his team. We have what appears to be a pretty decent unit. Plus his guys have been playing I don't know how long, probably a pretty damn long time. But we jump out to a quick 6-2 lead, then move it up to 10-4. I had scored only once, missed a couple wide open shots, and I blew a layup big time because I knew Anthony was right behind me, and I'll admit it, I was scared that he was gonna swat my layup all the way out to the moon. He didn't have to because I blew it so bad it didn't even touch rim.

I had stayed fairly composed for the most part, but at that point playing next to a real life NBA player (and my biggest current man-crush at that) was getting to be too much for me. Anthony got a steal and was going up the court and I was the only guy on our team at that end of the court. I knew I was about to get teabagged by Anthony Mutha in' Randolph. But I was able to stand my ground somewhat and fouled him. He gave me the "good foul" hand slap and I nearly orgasmed again. Then the ball got checked, passed to Anthony, and he busted whoever was guarding him and dunked it.

We were up 10-6 at that point. I threw a horrible pass and they converted that turnover into a 2-pointer, then right away there was a steal and another 2 pointer. It was 10-10 and it was pretty much all my fault, if I had made a couple easy buckets we'd have already won, plus I screwed that pass up.

But next time down the court I got a wide open look for the 2 pointer and nailed it. monosylab1k: 12, Anthony Randolph: 10. yes.

This just goes to show that anything is possible. Dreams do come true. So Ghazi, we all know you dream of having Tyson Chandler ramrod your wife's meat glove. Keep on believin' pal, because my story goes to show that it can happen!

this is a pretty blatant sexual experience...to compare him to a wet dream is really unacceptable

[Respect]

Cool, cool story brah.

I'm from Australia, and during the 2000 Olympic games, which were held in Sydney, I worked at the Sydney Superdome, where the basketball tournament was being played. I worked the night shift, restocking the food outlets. My supervisor was from the USA, and he helped organize for the players families to come over and helped organize their accommodation. So you can only imagine the shock I got when the team members (including Kevin Garnett, Vince Carter, Gary Payton, Tim Hardaway, Alonzo Mourning, Allan Houston and Antonio McDyess) came down after a game to personally chat with my supervisor, and then shoot a few hoops on the court, and have us join in.... I think I was in shock when it happened and took a while for me to get up and shoot around with them. Best day of my life, hands down!!!!!!!!

[WeNeedLength]

So you live in a 3rd world country with tons of flies, and you work in a warehouse making slave wages. Pull the trigger already.

I hope you didn't just compare Syndey, Australia to a 3rd world country you dumb ....

[Koolaid_Man]

As Jamstone as my witness... Luva invented the youtubes.

Midge is still trying in vain to start Laker on Laker crime...but I've already said Luva is El Presidente...

[DMC]

Midge is still trying in vain to start Laker on Laker crime...but I've already said Luva is El Presidente...

Koolbreezey could be right.

[ChumpDumper]

I could end the lol thread today, but why bother.

How could you do that?