Keeping that woman....

[Avante]

There you go, replying to me again. I normally wouldn't run the "you replied to me first" kind of an argument, but you clearly said you weren't in the mood.


You know what I do when I'm not in the mood to deal with someone? I don't talk to that someone.


Seems pretty basic to me.

I bet I can go 60 days totally ignoring you, I'll put permanent bannishment on the line, starting right now.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[johnsmith]

I bet I can go 60 days totally ignoring you, I'll put permanent bannishment on the line, starting right now.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOL, deal. If you can, I'll give you nothing. You made the bet.

[ChumpDumper]

LOL, deal. If you can, I'll give you nothing. You made the bet.

He'll lose and then he'll welsh.

And SBM will keep whining about me.

[Blake]

Johnsmith got is sprung!

^ the only that really follows avante around

[CuckingFunt]

Well I have three older sisters, been with a couple hundred women have worked with women, yep, very strange.

Bags. Of. Sand.

[Avante]

Bags. Of. Sand.

I hate to break it to ya like this but every guy out there is thinking yep, very strange, of course they won't admit that because I 'd be right and that is a no no here.

[ChumpDumper]

I hate to break it to ya like this but every guy out there is thinking yep, very strange, of course they won't admit that because I 'd be right and that is a no no here.

Hundreds of bags of sand.

[Trill Clinton]

avante, why did your marriage to your 1st wife break down?

[DMC]

Dont hate because Im a lil nasty in the sack............

pig in a poke

[DMC]

...you decided to spend the rest of your life with.

Running the streets, hitting the bars looking for Miss Tonight is totally different than what I'm talking about. If the goal is to get your wet, it, whatever it takes will work. The stories I could tell and all of you have yours. Obviously the one big bummer was there you sit on her couch as she slips into something more comfortable, then in walks her husband. Yes size does matter, being a biggie saved my ass more than once. When I'd hear.."leave"...it was always.."yes sir".

Anyway...

Once you decide to settle down you better have all those thoughts of strange pussy out of your mind, you best have satisfied that hunger before you decide to tie the knot. Money is huge, if you don't have any forget about it, nothing sucks more than being poor and stuck with one woman. If you're poor you'll need that strange pussy to cheer you up. I'm dead serious.

If you guys have money, very cool, yes $$$$$$$$$ does buy happiness anyone saying it doesn't is stupid. You want to keep her you'll need to buy her things, satisfy her materialistic wants and needs. Your cute little dimples only last so long.

You treat her like she is your prized possesion, because she is. You make damn sure you put her first and she knows this. Your buddies, football, hobbies are what you do after she is taken care of. Do all you can to make her life as easy/enjoyable as you can. Be neat, help with the house chores, none of this silly ass..that's woman's work. That will not work.

I like to suck . I am so fat that I sweat between my rolls even in the winter. I develop a cheese that emits an odor that attracts mice and catfish. I ed my sister. My dad made me suck his when I was 18. That got me started on having the ability to milk a man's love gun for all it's worth. I can put a granny smith apple up my ass. My ass doesn't even return to a closed position when the apple falls out. My uncle raped me. He smokes hand rolled cigarettes and rolled one out on my back while he was uncle ing me. I sucked my dog's . He bit me after he came, then went to sleep.

Those of you still at the...women are hoes/ es...stage of life are too immature for a serious relationship with a full grown woman, stick to running the streets, sitting on bar stools checking out that nights potenial Miss Tonight, which is fun for awhile, until sex without emotion starts becoming a drag.

Find a lady then treat her like one, listen when she talks, make her feel important. Life can be great, nothing compares to making love.

I don't get what you're saying.

[Avante]

I don't get what you're saying.

I have no doubts.

[DMC]

I have no doubts.

I don't get the part about your dog. Why did he bite you? Maybe the tip was too sensitive after he came, you need to back off it.

[Avante]

I don't get the part about your dog. Why did he bite you?

What was he suppose to do, I bit him first.

[AaronY]

Bags. Of. Sand.

That period has been played out for years now. God that s annoying

[silverblk mystix]

That period has been played out for years now. God that s annoying

Excellent.Point.Chump.Funt.Truly.Lame.Trans-testicle posters.

[ChumpDumper]

[The Reckoning]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.

[silverblk mystix]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.

Avante's Sheeple Puppets. Live on Spurstalk. Tune in.

[DMC]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.

In grade school you could get more people around a re fight than you could around a book reading. Same applies here.

[silverblk mystix]

In grade school you could get more people around a re fight than you could around a book reading. Same applies here.

So what does it mean when the same people do nothing but watch re fights. And then and moan about the re fights. and then watch re fights again...and again...and...?

[Clipper Nation]

every avante thread goes atleast 3 pages.

That's because at least half of the posts in every Avante thread are him double- and triple-posting his own bull ....

[silverblk mystix]

That's because at least half of the posts in every Avante thread are him double- and triple-posting his own bull ....

It is actually because puppets like you are so easily trolled.

[DMC]

So what does it mean when the same people do nothing but watch re fights. And then and moan about the re fights. and then watch re fights again...and again...and...?

It means you must be getting your ass kicked a lot.

[silverblk mystix]

It means you must be getting your ass kicked a lot.

I never watched anybody fight. I busted up the fight and told either participant that if they couldn't behave-they would have to deal with me. No one ever tried to continue in my presence again.

[mavs>spurs]

did chumpdumper really just change someone's quote to a crying face like that was some clever rebuttal? man, how the mighty have fallen..