ALERT: National Security Level Raised To Red

[Useruser666]

Is that really the same guy???

Just forward the email to GiG, he is in love.

[SWC Bonfire]

uhm. in 5 1/2 hours he could pay my rent.
in 54 mins he could pay my cable/internet bill
in 30 mins he could pay my phone bil.....................................

You forget the taxes in the People's Republic of Khal-ee-forn-yah.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You forget the taxes in the People's Republic of Khal-ee-forn-yah.

yeah.. so he'd have to work 2/3 of a day to pay my bills.. .and then 10 days to pay the taxes.

[1Parker1]

uhm. in 5 1/2 hours he could pay my rent.
in 54 mins he could pay my cable/internet bill
in 30 mins he could pay my phone bil.....................................

. Kori, how can yo say that $110/hr is'nt too much money........especially considering he makes that much training overweight people at the local gym!

And he does not look 42...he looks much younger. But hey, TIMVP, you should check out the "Real Men" thread...see, looks aren't everything! I bet ur much smarter than he is

[ObiwanGinobili]

. Kori, how can yo say that $110/hr is'nt too much money........especially considering he makes that much training overweight people at the local gym!

And he does not look 42...he looks much younger. But hey, TIMVP, you should check out the "Real Men" thread...see, looks aren't everything! I bet ur much smarter than he is

well LJ is younger and more virile than this dude... plus he's allready married to Kori... so thts like 3 things in his favor right there.

[KEDA]

yo. datmuthafuka is dead!!!


Ill get him by throwing broken sandals at him, striking him in the temple and killing his ass!!!

LJ, I got your back!

[samikeyp]

Im there for ya dude. He's history.

[SpursWoman]

Well, if this guy can do a sick dunk with a volleyball, Kori should leave your ass.

Dunno, but this guy's isn't 8 1/2+ inches....so LJ should be perfectly safe. Not that I would know or anything.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Dunno, but this guy's isn't 8 1/2+ inches....so LJ should be perfectly safe. Not that I would know or anything.

well the rule on this forum is that you cn only post if your is 9inches......

[1369]

Dunno, but this guy's isn't 8 1/2+ inches....so LJ should be perfectly safe. Not that I would know or anything.

Reminds me of one of the jokes I heard on the roast of Pamela Anderson.

"Tommy Lee's is so big, it has an elbow."

[Taco]

We need reinforcements.

Mrs. Taco and I got your back

I'll throw empty beer cans at him.

Mrs Taco is little but she's mean!!!!!!

[Shelly]

Reminds me of one of the jokes I heard on the roast of Pamela Anderson.

"Tommy Lee's is so big, it has an elbow."

[ObiwanGinobili]

Reminds me of one of the jokes I heard on the roast of Pamela Anderson.

"Tommy Lee's is so big, it has an elbow."

god I saw that.
it was freakin hilarious.
bea arthur is the shiznit.

[Slomo]

Playmate of the Year, a no show!

Gornja Radgona, 17.08.2005 (STA - Slovenian Press Agency) - A crowd of almost 200 women waited in vain for Brian Buzzini's appearance at the opening of the newest TUŠ supermarket.

In a PR scheme to revitalize interest for their chain of convenience stores TUŠ decided to invite Mr. Buzzini for a celebrity appearance at the opening of their newest supermarket in Gornja Radgona, Slovenia. TUŠ did foot the bill to fly the star first class from the US and according to their spokesperson "no cost was spared" when it came to Mr. Buzzini travel arrangements. This was the last in a series of promotions designed to recapture the number one spot from Mercator, their biggest compe or.

Nobody was really worried when the celebrity failed to show up at the airport. It was dismissed as just celebrity fickleness, but when his mobile phone was found in a trash bin at the arrival gate of Ljubljana's international airport, alarm bells started to go off. The police who refuses to share details has however confirmed that Mr. Buzzini was in fact aboard the Munich to Ljubljana flight and was observed chatting loudly with the first class stewart during the whole flight. A source in the Slovenian police has admitted that they have absolutely no indications about Mr. Buzzini's whereabouts and are currently searching for clues. The same source has also confirmed that the help of the American FBI had been requested, but they couldn't be bothered.

Mr. Podlogar, the airport customs officer, one of the few witnesses that actually saw Mr. Buzzini on Slovenian soil, remembers him boarding a waiting limousine. He was however unable to describe the driver since his was holding a name shield with Mr. Buzzini's name quite high and was wearing a black Spurs cap very low on his forehead. "A heavy set man of unknown age" is the only description he was able to give us. When asked about the limousine's number plate Mr. Podlogar said he was too busy inspecting the bags of the arriving Swedish women beach volleyball team and therefore could not remember the number.

Brian Buzzini's claim to fame came when he became a Playgirl centerfold in June 1985 and again in the historic January 1986 "Man of the Year" issue, as he decided to stir up a bit of controversy and sport Playgirl's first erection. The gamble worked. Brian instantly became International Male's most-photographed model. According to Mr. Forrester, his publicist, the Gornja Radgona appearance was supposed to make him a household name again. Although details have not been made public we have learned that Mr. Buzzini was planning to cut the ceremonial ribbon without the use of his hands.

© STA 2005

http://www.sta.si/slovenija/crna_kronika/2005/050817-06.html

[Kori Ellis]

@ the slovenian mafia pic

[Shelly]

@ Slomo!

Now where's that voodoo doll for Timvp?

[Slomo]

@ Slomo!

Now where's that voodoo doll for Timvp?

I would make one, but since Buzzini's trademark is not his Jersey but.... I don't think Kori would allow it on the forum

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn LJ's got some good connections.......

[whottt]

LMAO! This thread is hilarious...

The funniest part is the revelation that TimVP and Kori are in the same house arguing on IM.

What? Is it too much trouble to walk into the other room?


TimVP don't sweat it bud....if this guy sends a pic of himself out with his emails as Standard Operating Procedure, he's stuck on himself....most women can only handle a guy like that for so long(I know because I am one of those types of guys). It won't go past fling status before Kori concludes he's a pansy ass pussy.

[Kori Ellis]

The funniest part is the revelation that TimVP and Kori argue on IM

What? Is it too much trouble to walk into the other room?

We are in the same room. And it was a joke, not an argument. LJ is just being overdramatic for the sake of entertainment. He isn't really threatened by anyone.

Oh and the guy didn't send his picture in the email. We researched him on the internet.

[Jester1525]

I get fan mail a lot, but this is one of the few times we could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I wrote him back and told him I'm married.

WOW!!! Still??????

[angel_luv]

No worries,L.J.!

Old whatzhisname is as good as toast! I'm going to get my boss, the Almighty to smite him for you. = )

[timvp]

He emailed Kori back.

[timvp]

P.S.

Thanks for the backup.

[Taco]

http://www.sta.si/slovenija/crna_kronika/2005/050817-06.html

Slomo is da man!!!!