ALERT: National Security Level Raised To Red

[timvp]

timvp is in trouble. Man your battle stations.

Dear Kori,

Although I'm not a big Spur's fan (with the exception of Ginobili) I have really enjoyed reading all of your columns in Full Sports Press. As a former professional athlete and sports enthusiast, I do find it alluring to find such a cute girl having such passion in the sports world.

I was hoping that I might be so lucky as to be corresponding with a single women as I find you very interesting. Please write back.

Yours,

Brian

DO NOT CLICK HERE

[timvp]

Is that really the same guy???

Yes.

[Kori Ellis]

He was a professional motorcyclist.

[timvp]

Email address, playa. Who knows what sport.

No time for small talk.

[timvp]

He was a professional motorcyclist.

We need reinforcements.

[Kori Ellis]

Only the black and white picture is recent. He's not young or anything. He was PlayGirl Man of the Year or something in 1986. He's 42 now.

[ZStomp]

I got your back.


Man the torpedos!

[timvp]

He was PlayGirl Man of the Year.

WMDs might be needed.

[Ginofan]

I'll gather up some mexican mafia members from the rehab clinic and they'll help out, LJ.

[j-6]

I got my best people on this.

[timvp]

I'll gather up some mexican mafia members from the rehab clinic and they'll help out, LJ.

Bueno.

[SpursFanDan]

Dude, Timvp is sleeping with a chick thats wanted by a playgirl of the year model. You should be flattered. but yeah... hes way out of line.

[timvp]

TIMVP, what if u got a letter from Pamela or Jameson. What would u do? haha. Kori mite get angry.

Kori just said she'd kill me. We're playing on a different playing field. I need to watch Team America to figure out how to make some WMDs. Be right back.

[Kori Ellis]

Dude, Timvp is sleeping with a chick thats wanted by a playgirl of the year model. You should be flattered. but yeah... hes way out of line.

I get fan mail a lot, but this is one of the few times we could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I wrote him back and told him I'm married.

[timvp]

I ... could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I ... him.

[spurschick]

I get fan mail a lot, but this is one of the few times we could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I wrote him back and told him I'm married.

Tell him to wade in the singles pool.

[ZStomp]

Kori and TimVP are sleeping together???????

[Trainwreck2100]

Kori and TimVP are sleeping together???????

Alert the tabloids

[timvp]

Brian resides in Los Angeles, California

He's closing in.......

[Trainwreck2100]

LA.....Cali

He's a damn Lakers fan.

[Trainwreck2100]

wait wait wait

don't be so harsh
he could be a clippers fan

Nobody's a Clippers fan, the Clippers aren't even clippers fans

[Clandestino]

he's too old for kori...

[Clandestino]

you're too conservative for manny

stfu!


you and mookie make a great pair... congrats to you.

[timvp]

Don't ax, don't tell.

[Trainwreck2100]

mookie's already in an arranged marriage with cbf

move to Utah and convert; problem solved