**OFFICIAL Week 1 Game Thread, Sponsored By Chucky's Return

[Raven]

DT? You mean Watson?

He was tremendous last year in NE despite the loss...

he was terrible.. I felt embarrassed for the players that had to witness to such a reckless display from a player who is supposed to stay healthy for at least a decade...

[RD2191]

Cheatriots in mid-season form.

[Millennial_Messiah]

1) Breesus

2) Fitzmagic
3) Rapeis
4) Fatty
5) Scam

[Millennial_Messiah]

he was terrible.. I felt embarrassed for the players that had to witness to such a reckless display from a player who is supposed to stay healthy for at least a decade...

I meant in last year's early season game where the Texans were one stop away from winning the shootout in Foxborough.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Taints

Breesus last year wasted

Carolina is in for a rude awakening this afternoon... and it's not Hurricane Florence... that's next week

[Raven]

I meant in last year's early season game where the Texans were one stop away from winning the shootout in Foxborough.

yes, i mean it too.

[Clipper Nation]

Beautiful throw from Joe Bags to Crabtree!

[Robz4000]

Carolina is in for a rude awakening this afternoon... and it's not Hurricane Florence... that's next week

[SuperCam]

Carolina is in for a rude awakening this afternoon... and it's not Hurricane Florence... that's next week

shut up autistic got who can't even get an IT job

[Millennial_Messiah]

yes, i mean it too.

did you even watch the game? That was Watson's coming out party.

[SuperCam]

white fans trying to claim with a straight face Kapernick isn't better than petersman

[Millennial_Messiah]

shut up autistic got who can't even get an IT job

I have 2 jobs and make roughly $8k a month. n00b. Stop living in 2017.

[Clipper Nation]

Taints

Breesus last year wasted

Hey, at least they got Breesus one of these:



In contrast:



Talk about wasting a season.

[SuperCam]

I have 2 jobs and make roughly $8k a month. n00b. Stop living in 2017.

can't get IT job because too socially re ed when desi fobs who don't speak english are able to get hired

[Millennial_Messiah]

Beautiful throw from Joe Bags to Crabtree!

I guess we won't be seeing Lamar anytime soon. But they really need to trade RG3, he deserves it. I'd take him as backup Cowboys QB, or he could start in like Buffalo or something.

[Will Hunting]

can't get IT job because too socially re ed when desi fobs who don't speak english are able to get hired

[Millennial_Messiah]

Drowns can't stop burying themselves, even on special teams. Hard Knocks curse reigns supreme.

[HarlemHeat37]

New Orleans' defense had 1 fluky decent stretch, now they're back to being historically bad that Lattimore man is severely overrated, Mike Evans is making him look like a child..

Betting against the Bills every week is going to be fun

[Will Hunting]

how bad must Josh Allen have looked in the training camp for Pterman to get the start over him

[Clipper Nation]

[jeebus]

Janeane Garofalo, sucking it up.

[DJR210]

Shaqem Griffin starting for the Seahawks is pretty impressive, I gotta hand it to him. He's taken a hands on approach to his career, and I respect it. He has proven that big things can be achieved through adversity, where on the other hand he could have let his disability hold him back and be an excuse. He's gonna single handedly improve that defense.

[Raven]

did you even watch the game? That was Watson's coming out party.

he showed he can throw the long ball and that he can make plays. It was still an atrocious performance if taken into perspective. He could have gotten devoured at least 5 times in that game and i'm being conservative.. He can't be playing this slow.

[Arcadian]

Classic AB

[Raven]

seems like the browns finally nailed a defensive pick in the first round