New World Record

[Mixability]

I guess her hand does know her best.

hater.

[JoeChalupa]

Hey, now. my hand knows me too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to attempt to break this record and videotape it. I will sell them on DVD and make millions.

[BackStabber]

Midgetonadonkey gone wild?

[polandprzem]

We've got to do the compe ion

[Jimcs50]

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Darrol Nelson Shatters Masturbation World Record!
December 22, 2005

It's official, Darrol Nelson is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Darrol Nelson achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Darrol Nelson remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Darrol Nelson is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Darrol Nelson was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Darrol Nelson said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

I wonder if Jergens is going to give him an endorcement contract.

[Taco]

I wonder if Jergens is going to give him an endorcement contract.

Yes but they changed the name to

Jerkens