Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 57
  1. 12-22-2005 #1
    gay abc
    Veteran
    Post Count
    1,026
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    link

    Darrol Nelson Shatters Masturbation World Record!
    December 22, 2005

    It's official, Darrol Nelson is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Darrol Nelson achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

    Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Darrol Nelson remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

    It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Darrol Nelson is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Darrol Nelson was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

    This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

    When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Darrol Nelson said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote gay abc is offline
  2. 12-22-2005 #2
    midgetonadonkey
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
    Post Count
    23,737
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I can beat that.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote midgetonadonkey is offline
  3. 12-22-2005 #3
    sa_butta
    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio, Tx
    Post Count
    10,005
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Michigan Wolverines
    Quote Originally Posted by midgetonadonkey
    I can beat that.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote sa_butta is offline
  4. 12-22-2005 #4
    PizzaFace
    Proactive my ass! PizzaFace's Avatar
    Post Count
    208
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    , I beat that record on a bad day.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote PizzaFace is offline
  5. 12-22-2005 #5
    SpursWoman
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    God, I hope he had a lot of Gatorade on hand so he wouldn't get dehydrated.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote SpursWoman is offline
  6. 12-22-2005 #6
    Useruser666
    SW: Hot As Hell
    Post Count
    7,069
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Useruser666 is offline
  7. 12-22-2005 #7
    Useruser666
    SW: Hot As Hell
    Post Count
    7,069
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Quote Originally Posted by SpursWoman
    God, I hope he had a lot of Gatorade on hand so he wouldn't get dehydrated.
    Gatorade? How about some Vasoline ON hand!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Useruser666 is offline
  8. 12-22-2005 #8
    Marklar MM
    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
    Location
    In a garbage can next to Oscar. To be more specific, I live in the suburbs of Detroit.
    Post Count
    6,214
    NBA Team
    Detroit Pistons
    He had a drip planted in his arm...that way, he could keep both hands free.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Marklar MM is offline
  9. 12-22-2005 #9
    SpursWoman
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Vasoline would get too hot.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote SpursWoman is offline
  10. 12-22-2005 #10
    SpursWoman
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Quote Originally Posted by Useruser666
    36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.

    Can I watch?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote SpursWoman is offline
  11. 12-22-2005 #11
    AlamoSpursFan
    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio, TX
    Post Count
    5,326
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote AlamoSpursFan is offline
  12. 12-22-2005 #12
    E20
    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
    Location
    California
    Post Count
    15,142
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Cal Bears
    Dayyyum
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote E20 is offline
  13. 12-22-2005 #13
    Phenomanul
    Corpus Christi Spurs Fan Phenomanul's Avatar
    Location
    Corpus Christi
    Post Count
    10,363
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Air Force Falcons
    Quote Originally Posted by Useruser666
    36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.


    Dude the time frame was 24 hours.....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Phenomanul is offline
  14. 12-22-2005 #14
    ShoogarBear
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
    Location
    Silver Spring, MD
    Post Count
    39,519
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Quote Originally Posted by Userusersexsexsex
    36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.
    Quote Originally Posted by hegamboa
    Dude the time frame was 24 hours....
    No kidding. Twenty an hour???? I'd need a pneumatic pump and an i.v. line.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote ShoogarBear is offline
  15. 12-22-2005 #15
    Marklar MM
    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
    Location
    In a garbage can next to Oscar. To be more specific, I live in the suburbs of Detroit.
    Post Count
    6,214
    NBA Team
    Detroit Pistons
    If a girl wanted to, she could get 36 in an hour.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Marklar MM is offline
  16. 12-22-2005 #16
    SpursWoman
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Quote Originally Posted by ShoogarBear
    No kidding. Twenty an hour???? I'd need a pneumatic pump and an i.v. line.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote SpursWoman is offline
  17. 12-22-2005 #17
    ShoogarBear
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
    Location
    Silver Spring, MD
    Post Count
    39,519
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Okay, well maybe just the i.v. line then.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote ShoogarBear is offline
  18. 12-22-2005 #18
    hussker
    Sleeping With The Original Axis of Evil hussker's Avatar
    Post Count
    3,883
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    As he finished up and departed...



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote hussker is offline
  19. 12-22-2005 #19
    ObiwanGinobili
    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio !!!!!
    Post Count
    12,476
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Quote Originally Posted by Marklar MM
    If a girl wanted to, she could get 36 in an hour.
    lots of hard work and dedication... but not impossible
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote ObiwanGinobili is offline
  20. 12-22-2005 #20
    SpursWoman
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Quote Originally Posted by ObiwanGinobili
    lots of hard work and dedication... but not impossible

    Not impossible at all.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote SpursWoman is offline
  21. 12-22-2005 #21
    hussker
    Sleeping With The Original Axis of Evil hussker's Avatar
    Post Count
    3,883
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post is getting better!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote hussker is offline
  22. 12-22-2005 #22
    Nbadan
    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
    Post Count
    32,408
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    At 20 per hour that would be a stamina rate of 3 minutes. Probably about right for User.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Nbadan is offline
  23. 12-22-2005 #23
    Spam
    Spammich Spam's Avatar
    Post Count
    1,713
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I have too much staying power to compete.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Spam is offline
  24. 12-22-2005 #24
    SpursWoman
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Quote Originally Posted by Nbadan
    At 20 per hour that would be a stamina rate of 3 minutes. Probably about right for User.


    Not hardly...unless he had something spectacularly arousing around for motivation.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote SpursWoman is offline
  25. 12-22-2005 #25
    Spam
    Spammich Spam's Avatar
    Post Count
    1,713
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Tmi!! Tmi!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Spam is offline
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules