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  1. #51
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    The guy should have taken one for the team and at least pretended to have a good time.
    I don't get why the groom would have to pretend to have a good time just for the sake of his buddies who don't see enough s in their lives.

  2. #52
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Or, since the party was supposed to be for him ... find something that he likes to do? Maybe? He already had said he didn't want that ... how about the rest of them taking one for the team and make sure he has a really good time...not just a pretend one? God forbid.

  3. #53
    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    I don't get why the groom would have to pretend to have a good time just for the sake of his buddies who don't see enough s in their lives.
    It's a right of passage thing women wouldn't ever understand. The only reason men that aren't totally creepy hire strippers is for bachelor parties. He denied his posse the right to have a good time at his expense.

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Or, since the party was supposed to be for him ... find something that he likes to do? Maybe? He already had said he didn't want that ... how about the rest of them taking one for the team and make sure he has a really good time...not just a pretend one? God forbid.
    Who would show at a bachelor party with milk and cookies?

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    You Belinelli Believe It! dougp's Avatar
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    Who would show at a bachelor party with milk and cookies?
    true friends - others like you should just go off and have a giant Spartan-style orgy after gourging yourselves on women you can't have at stripclubs ...

  6. #56
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Who would show at a bachelor party with milk and cookies?

    So the only reason his friends would show up is because of the strippers? Damn, y'all must be ty friends.

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    John's Woman Carie's Avatar
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    So the only reason his friends would show up is because of the strippers? Damn, y'all must be ty friends.
    Exactly!

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    Who is this guy, again? travis2's Avatar
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    Coming to the conclusion that some of the people in this thread don't actually HAVE friends.

    Not surprised, really...

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    I spent most of the night trying not to laugh at the poor girls because two days before this I watched the episode of Family Guy where Peter becomes the president of a cigarette company. So the entire time two things kept running through my head:

    "It's OK, senator, this girl didn't have a family and there's no one that's going to come looking for her. Now I don't know how she died. It may have been when you hit her in the head with a stool, it may have been when you forced all of those dollar bills down her throat-I'm not a doctor."

    and

    "We saw some pretty funny stuff tonight, but I'll tell you what's not funny: killing strippers. Strippers are people too. People who will take their clothes off for money and possibly pleasure you behind a curtain in a VIP room for a price you negotiate later. And besides, there's no need to kill them because most are already dead inside."

  10. #60
    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    This guy is totally going to cheat on his wife within three years.

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    This guy is totally going to cheat on his wife within three years.
    If she doesn't cheat on him first.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I'm sorry, but this guy is a pussy! I've only been to one bachelor party that didn't have naked women, and that's only because it was at a golf resort in central Oregon. I've never heard of someone throwing a hissy fit because there were strippers around! :LOL

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    So the only reason his friends would show up is because of the strippers? Damn, y'all must be ty friends.
    Hey, at least he didn't get Kelly and his donkey. The guy should have manned up.

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    I've never heard of someone throwing a hissy fit because there were strippers around! :LOL

    I was actually surprised to hear that he got that upset about it, even though he said he didn't want them there.

    I guess "no" really means "no", huh?

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Coming to the conclusion that some of the people in this thread don't actually HAVE friends.

    Not surprised, really...
    If this guy is this pussy-whipped before he's even married can you imagine how short the ball-and-chain is going to be after a couple of years? His wife won't respect him.

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    I was actually surprised to hear that he got that upset about it, even though he said he didn't want them there.

    I guess "no" really means "no", huh?
    Not at Duke.


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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Ouch.

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    This guy is totally going to cheat on his wife within three years.
    yup

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    If she doesn't cheat on him first.
    Odds are she already did at the bachelorette party

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    never mind

  21. #71
    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    getting the strippers is always the right call..... why is there even a debate?

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    If you feel like showing your future wife that you love her, you gotta get some strippers at your bachelor party. Having your face rubbed into a pair of unknown ties and your d*ck grinded on screams "love".

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    This guy is marrying the first piece of tail he's ever gotten and hates strippers, it does sound a little latent doesn't it?

  24. #74
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    If you feel like showing your future wife that you love her, you gotta get some strippers at your bachelor party. Having your face rubbed into a pair of unknown ties and your d*ck grinded on screams "love".

    What makes it even more special is when that same crotch that's grinding on that was grinding on this homeless, toothless, foul bas that just happened to find a $10 in the dumpster around back right before she got there.

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    What makes it even more special is when that same crotch that's grinding on that was grinding on this homeless, toothless, foul bas that just happened to find a $10 in the dumpster around back right before she got there.

    See, that's the difference between men and women. To a man, real love is a woman who is secure enough to go to a strip club with her man and see strange ties rubbed on his face and his crotch grinded.


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