Handshakes...how sturdy or sloopy should it be?

[DarkReign]

People always short-hand me. It completely sucks. Everyone I know is like a ing Ox. 6'2" and up.

Im 6' maybe 6'1" and ride a desk all day. This ers pull wire and haul brick. They goto shake my hand and get the tips of my fingers.

Funny thing is I could probably kick everyone of their asses with little to no effort at all, with my clamy, soft hands at that.

[Mrs.Jimcs50]

Should shake just firm enough to get her breasts jiggling a little........that is perfect.

#1 major reason why female assistants don't last more than 3 weeks at dental office a'la Jim.

[1Parker1]

[2Blonde]

I have some arthritis in my hands but I still can't stand a limp handshake. It grosses me out. I don't want my hand crushed but I certainly don't want to feel like I'm shaking hands with a dead fish either.

It really creeps me out when women do that thing where they just use the tops of their fingers and shake it very lightly and dainty, almost like they are afraid to touch you.

[2Blonde]

What REALLY creeps me out is when they give you the dishrag handshake with their right hand and lightly grab/fondle your forearm with the left hand...and then don't let go in an appropriate time frame. I really get the almost uncontrollable urge to punch them.

ShoogarBear (pretend the dude on the left is a black man) putting the moves on CosmicCowboy