LOL, not bad on short notice.
However, wearing, or not wearing, tin-foil hats has a much smaller effect on the person, and on the community as well. If I forget to wear mine, then I lose some, or all, control over myself, but do not know this is the case because I have lost control over my mind. This sucks, sure, but is hardly an infinite loss. Now, if I don't wear my hat, this has no effect on the community unless the aliens make my kill others, but then I will be put to death, or put in jail, and the aliens lose their little helper.
Also, there is at least some scientific data supporting global warming. No scientists say that tin-foil hats prevent alien intervention. Thus, there is no true reason to believe in this happening, the results are much lesser, and so is the reward as you look like a nut and lose friends...and your livelihood, in the process.
Try again G.