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[stretch]

I'm not offended in the least, you do whatever you want, it's a silly forum and to be expected. It's just funny because last night RonMexico told me that at least he brought "intelligent" commentary to the board and then I wake up and read this garbage about penises.

lol. the ignorance of people like him sometimes amazes me...

[RonMexico]

I'm not offended in the least, you do whatever you want, it's a silly forum and to be expected. It's just funny because last night RonMexico told me that at least he brought "intelligent" commentary to the board and then I wake up and read this garbage about penises.

Do I have to be the first to point out I came up with that response in mere seconds? If that hilarity I quickly presented is not an example of pure intelligence, then I don't know what is.

I won't be so presumptuous to compare myself to them, but there have been plenty of gross-out comic who have been called brilliant. Now, if you want to label me "immature" then by all means, I won't disagree.

Next, I wanted to let stretch know that I've been thinking about this "regular season is worthless" argument and I have a small theory as to why I do think it's important: (A) it spares that team a likely second-round matchup with San Antonio and (B) it probably enables that team to avoid a first-round matchup against the Jazz, Lakers, Rockets or Nuggets. I think it's more important for the Suns because of the amount of minutes their starters log and the common argument from Mavs fans that the "Suns breakdown in the playoffs."

However, if only the 8-seed could be the Grizzlies again... those were the days.

Lastly, I want to let you all in on a little history with Mark Cuban. He once said Ed T. Rush could not run a Dairy Queen when he was complaining about the officiating. Well, Ed Rush lives in Phoenix and his son is one of my good buddies and I met Mr. Rush plenty of times when his son and I would compete in 3-on-3 tournaments around Phoenix (i.e. "Rock the Rim" or "Hoop it Up"). The funniest was his mom's reaction: when Mark made those comments, she immediately called the league office and demanded both a fine and suspension.

Mark, of course, was fined, and then he comically ran a DQ for a day, which I found funny even if the Rush's didn't. However, Mr. Rush is a great man and I think he was one of the best officials in NBA history, so from that day forward, I've always considered Mark and I to be enemies on some level. Now, don't read too much into this story, but I thought it was a funny anectdote and I hope you guys find a little enjoyment in it.

[ponky]

Do I have to be the first to point out I came up with that response in mere seconds?

Wow, another excuse. So in other words, you're not intelligent enough to come up with something witty in mere seconds so you use crass expletives and sexual references. You have two types of posts. Name-calling one liners and long-winded multi-paragraphed commentaries filled with excuses.

As for your digs on Mark Cuban. Cry me a river, listen to some of the stuff Joey Crawford's said about Cuban's wife and his wealth. You can probably appreciate it seeing as how you define "humor." Wanna know some more about Cuban? Why don't you go read about the do entary and statements that he's made regarding Genarlow Wilson, why don't you praise him for the Fallen Patriot Fund...oh that's right, you're a Suns fan who hates the Mavs (not dissing ALL Suns fans) and your neighbor is some guy he jokingly dissed once so you have blind hatred. Not everyone lives 24/7 basketball so stop acting like Cuban is evil just because he gets hot-headed about basketball at times.

BTW, yes there are plenty of comedians who use sexual references as part of their shtick, I love George Carlin to name one of the dirtiest. If you aspire to compare yourself to such guys, that was a fairly pathetic attempt. You thought you were being funny and it just sounds bitter and angry.

[Amarelooms]

Both teams are great....slight edge to the Mavs for now. Wouldn't be surprised in the least if the Suns win the West

[Dirk Nowitzki]

Both teams are great....slight edge to the Mavs for now. Wouldn't be surprised in the least if the Suns win the West

Does Amare loom??

[RonMexico]

Wow, another excuse. So in other words, you're not intelligent enough to come up with something witty in mere seconds so you use crass expletives and sexual references. You have two types of posts. Name-calling one liners and long-winded multi-paragraphed commentaries filled with excuses.

As for your digs on Mark Cuban. Cry me a river, listen to some of the stuff Joey Crawford's said about Cuban's wife and his wealth. You can probably appreciate it seeing as how you define "humor." Wanna know some more about Cuban? Why don't you go read about the do entary and statements that he's made regarding Genarlow Wilson, why don't you praise him for the Fallen Patriot Fund...oh that's right, you're a Suns fan who hates the Mavs (not dissing ALL Suns fans) and your neighbor is some guy he jokingly dissed once so you have blind hatred. Not everyone lives 24/7 basketball so stop acting like Cuban is evil just because he gets hot-headed about basketball at times.

BTW, yes there are plenty of comedians who use sexual references as part of their shtick, I love George Carlin to name one of the dirtiest. If you aspire to compare yourself to such guys, that was a fairly pathetic attempt. You thought you were being funny and it just sounds bitter and angry.

I forgot... it's your time of the month... you should be cool again in a week.

Your ing is getting out of control. You need to look up in the dictionary "excuse" because you need to get used to it in law school and properly identifying one is a key component of success.

"Cry me a river" about Mark actually acting like a human being. You try to judge me on anything negative I say about the Mavs (selective reasoning), so why do you use an example of Cuban and I acting alike (getting mad and saying things about basketball - an odd thought, considering this is a basketball forum) to bash me? Again, your non-sequitor's are getting tired and lame. I've also done plenty of good things - maybe you should read my autobiography: "Trying to find sanity in a world where the Mavs make the Finals."

Also, try Midol.

[Amarelooms]

Does Amare loom??

Good question....Amare might be done looming. He's pretty much arrived. Be afraid...very afraid my friends....

[confined]

Good question....Amare might be done looming. He's pretty much arrived. Be afraid...very afraid my friends....

ok enough with this!...mavs or suns....pick one!

[dirk4mvp]

All this back and forth ing isn't solving anything. Can't we wait till the playoffs for this?

[JMarkJohns]

All this back and forth ing isn't solving anything. Can't we wait till the playoffs for this?

If all this ing is going on now, can you imagine the playoffs?

Crazy days ahead.

[mavsfan1000]

I don't see how there is any doubt that Dallas is playing better to this point. They have had the tougher schedule and they are playing better defense. If Phoenix gets a 5 game lead on Dallas than I would say Phoenix is better but defense breaks the tie imo.

[mavs>spurs2]

^ Not only that, but for some reason ignorant sun fans think that the previous two head to head matchups are somehow meaningless. To be the best, you've got to beat the best. Untill Phoenix proves they can beat the mavs, then there is nothing else to be said.

[ponky]

I forgot... it's your time of the month... you should be cool again in a week.

Your ing is getting out of control. You need to look up in the dictionary "excuse" because you need to get used to it in law school and properly identifying one is a key component of success.

Also, try Midol.

Nice, real classy. Showing your true colors. Some *men* can't hang which is why you basically called the other guy a and played the whole pms card on me. Look around, you're the only one dishing out crap and acting the fool. Don't bother to reply, I'm done responding to such puerile posts from you.

As for the rest of your post, you were rambling so much (probably furiously typing) it's basically incoherent.

[ponky]

If all this ing is going on now, can you imagine the playoffs?

Crazy days ahead.

lol, it's not even about which is the better team anymore. they're both playing very well and i respect the suns' season so far, no need to confirm regular season superiority, it means little. it's more about Ron Mexico losing his . it was kind of funny but i'm done with this thread for the moment...let's bring it back out during the playoffs

[BillsCarnage]

I don't see how there is any doubt that Dallas is playing better to this point. They have had the tougher schedule and they are playing better defense. If Phoenix gets a 5 game lead on Dallas than I would say Phoenix is better but defense breaks the tie imo.

You're right, the Mavs are playing better overall and are probably playing their best ball right now. The Suns on the other hand still haven't peaked and are continuing to get better.

Last year the Mavs won the first two reg season games and the Suns won the next two. You should hope that doesn't happen this year as it could give the Suns a two game lead in the loss column as close as these teams are.

[RonMexico]

Nice, real classy. Showing your true colors. Some *men* can't hang which is why you basically called the other guy a and played the whole pms card on me. Look around, you're the only one dishing out crap and acting the fool. Don't bother to reply, I'm done responding to such puerile posts from you.

As for the rest of your post, you were rambling so much (probably furiously typing) it's basically incoherent.

Nice try. I've already retired from listening to half the Mavs fans on this board. The precedent was already set. Hopefully, you're reading a dictionary in the meantime instead of that left-wing POS called the "New York Times."

[SoCal Lakeshow]

Nice try. I've already retired from listening to half the Mavs fans on this board. The precedent was already set. Hopefully, you're reading a dictionary in the meantime instead of that left-wing POS called the "New York Times."

Ohhh.... Now it makes sense. Your an idiot conservative.

[mavsfan1000]

The scary thing is the mavs haven't played their best basketball yet. Diop, Harris, and Terry have been underachieving. If they get their act together this could be an unbelievable year for Dallas.

[RonMexico]

Ohhh.... Now it makes sense. Your an idiot conservative.

No, I just prefer "news" that is supposed to be objective, rather than laden with coastal bias. Likewise, I think Tom DeLay should pay for what he did. However, ponky's a hypocrite like most of the liberals out there, so I guess I should cut her a little bit of slack. She reminds me of Michael Moore who, shortly after releasing his latest docu- , went and bought Halliburton stock.

[Dirk Nowitzki]

The scary thing is the mavs haven't played their best basketball yet. Diop, Harris, and Terry have been underachieving. If they get their act together this could be an unbelievable year for Dallas.

I wont be sold on any of this until we ing deal with those ing demons from last June. They WILL return and we have to be ready for it, and I hope to god that we are but it will remain a mystery until around the 2nd-3rd round.This is going to be such a tougher road to the finals then last year during the time the June Demons return. The pain is still there!

[ponky]

No, I just prefer "news" that is supposed to be objective, rather than laden with coastal bias. Likewise, I think Tom DeLay should pay for what he did. However, ponky's a hypocrite like most of the liberals out there, so I guess I should cut her a little bit of slack. She reminds me of Michael Moore who, shortly after releasing his latest docu- , went and bought Halliburton stock.

Wow, way to assume all that nonsense and completely go off the deep end. If you were intelligent as you purport to be then you would've targeted the REAL liberal pieces I noted, El Pais and Le Monde. Anyway, like I said, I also read WSJ and FT which are not generally known for being liberal but whatever, it's clear that you just need to get laid, the frustration is eating away at you.

I know I said I would stop but this tripe coming from you is simply pure hilarious comedy. I am just dying to see what comes out of your head next.

[ponky]

Ohhh.... Now it makes sense. Your an idiot conservative.

i had to read that bit again. i thought i had stumbled into the political forum.

[lefty]

Steve : "Man, people on this forum are obsessed with us"
Dirk: " Welcome to Spurstalk "

[lefty]

Steve : " Hey, look at this picture of us back in the days, when we were teammates"
Dirk : " Yeah, looks pretty gay"
Steve : "Did u say gay?"

[lefty]

Dirk : " YES Stevie! you heard it! "
Steve : " Sweet ; let's get drunk and have sex !"