**corrupt a wish thread**

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but your penis fell off.

I wish I was drunk.

Granted but you wake up next to a 68 year old hermaphrodite.

I wish this thread would die.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted but you wake up next to a 68 year old hermaphrodite.

I wish this thread would die.

Granted, and along with it dies your love of fat chicks and alcohol.

I wish beer was free on Sundays.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, and along with it dies your love of fat chicks and alcohol.

I wish beer was free on Sundays.

Granted but it's Natural Light.

I wish they can find a doner for the new liver I need.

[Sapphire]

Granted but it's Natural Light.

I wish they can find a doner for the new liver I need.

Granted, but it belongs to Mick Jagger.

I wish I owned a restaurant.