What is the cutest/funniest thing your kids have said?

[DOMINATOR]

oneday mullet jr walked up to me and said, "daddy when are you gonna get a job and stop drinking?"

, i laughed so hard i damn near busted my gut

lol,

[mrose31]

One time I took my oldest to Sea World and while we were parking the car I told him that today he was going to be four years old. I explained to him that we knew he was five but just for pretend he would be four today (we all know why). To which he said he understood and that it wouldn't be a problem.

Well when we went up to the ticket booth, the lady behind the glass asked how old he was and I said "four". To which my Son responds, "Dad, is this the lady I'm supposed to tell I'm four when I'm really five?"

I just did this on sunday but I they must have lowered the age. I told my daughter on sunday today you are 2 not 3 okay. Lying seems to already come naturally for her so she seemed to understand and we tested her several times in parking lot and she had no problems. But when we got up to the line and they asked her apparently we forgot to tell her not to raise 3 fingers up when she said 2. We tried hard not to laugh luckily she still got in free.

Also she calls her bellybutton her bellybatman. Which we find just adorable so we call it that too.