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Can I drive the team bus?
Great thread!
Ed, I'll move to SA if you give me the job of Sustainability Manager. I'll make the Spurs the greenest team in the NBA within five years.
Can I drive the team bus?
Surely designing your avatar is worthy of some le on this management team.
great stuff.
Two things:
1. Slomo should be somewhere in there.
2. Who replaces Stan Kelly?
Can we hire da_suns_fan as groin massager?
Whew!!! Running this team is hard! I never knew how many key positions there were to making a team run!
I think I'm getting closer to having the key hires taken care of! Here are the latest vacancies that have been filled:
Spur Fan In Exile – VP/ Director of the SPAM Counsel
Spurminator – Director of Player Spouse Relations
Spurschick – Director of Marketing/Sales and All Things Naughty
S y – Director of Entertainment and Guest Servces
RashoFan – Security Director
Brutalis – Euro Scout
Spurswoman – Director of Accounting & Finance, Geishas, Midgets & Paddles
Mouse – Broadcast Director
Slomo – Director of Internet and Information Technology
FromWayDowntown – Director of the Legal Department and the Long Ball
Ruff – Sustainability Director
Genghisrex – Graphic Design Coordinator/Image Consultant
Exstatic –Human Resouces Director
Guru of Nothing - Chief Development Officer/Bus Driver
Alamo50 – Travel Coordinator
Phenomanul – Facilities and Music Coordinator
Judaspriestess – Massage Coordinator
Holt’s Cat – Team Mascot
Boutons – Holt Cat’s Anal Gland Expresser
PeeWee’s Lovechild – Team Chaplain
vand3537 – Intern/Personal Assistant to the Silver Dancers (he asked to be an intern – ask and you shall receive is my motto you know)
The grand plan is rounding into shape!!
Sweet, does this mean I get to redesign the jerseys? I have this great new idea...
(Okay, to be honest, I stole this one from Dennis.)
Sweet, does this mean I get to redesign the jerseys? I have this great new idea...
(Okay, to be honest, I stole this one from Dennis.)
Man, think of the $ the Spurs would save. Gotta cut costs to stay compe ive. Peter Holt is the bestest.
Suggested le change:
Guru of Nothing - Guru of Nothing
My first order of business will be to organize a two week retreat with select spouses at Aphrodesiac Ranch in Montana - a fine resort where the wine flows like water, where the men are scarce, where secrecy is encouraged, and where the "clothing optional" policy makes packing light a must.
I will supervise, of course.
You better believe that le is going on my resume. As director of the SPAM council, may I suggest we pimp out the SPAM Popemobile, Your Holiness? My brother's wife has some cousins on the south side who can hook us up. 22's, a kick ass sound system for preaching to the masses, hydraulics, and some sweet decals
Don't worry about the cost either. I guess they live on a really bumpy road or something because all this stuff falls off the back of trucks around there.
PeeWee’s Lovechild – Team Chaplain
i could be your south american scout...
Do it brutha! Cost be damned!You better believe that le is going on my resume. As director of the SPAM council, may I suggest we pimp out the SPAM Popemobile, Your Holiness? My brother's wife has some cousins on the south side who can hook us up. 22's, a kick ass sound system for preaching to the masses, hydraulics, and some sweet decals
Don't worry about the cost either. I guess they live on a really bumpy road or something because all this stuff falls off the back of trucks around there.
If we're over-budget I'll just....ummm, I mean Whottt will just give a player or two to one of our division rivals. We gots ta have priorities!!
I had a salary in mind for Director of Marketing, but the All Things Naughty will cost you extra.
Hardy har har.Director of Foreign Player Development – Angel Luv – She’ll be able to keep me updated on which Slovenian player looks the hottest in his uniform. Important information if the team is ever involved in a “pose-off”.
Oh I can't breathe!
People at work think I am dying, I am laughing so hard.
( I just found this thread.)
I garuntee I can make Timmy D. (or any other player) shoot better at the FT line.
Chip England aint got on me!!
All I require is that the player hold a full beer in their off hand and a lit cigarette in their mouth.... I make 20+ LEGAL freethrows in a row one handed with this training regime.... I can just imagine a pro player.
My FT average is 87% over 3 years of doing this. Most shots are while I am drinking!! (Holding a cigarette in the same hand that I chug beer with while shooting).
my friends hate me
Hey, don't be dissin on Chip, yo.I garuntee I can make Timmy D. (or any other player) shoot better at the FT line.
Chip England aint got on me!!
All I require is that the player hold a full beer in their off hand and a lit cigarette in their mouth.... I make 20+ LEGAL freethrows in a row one handed with this training regime.... I can just imagine a pro player.
My FT average is 87% over 3 years of doing this. Most shots are while I am drinking!! (Holding a cigarette in the same hand that I chug beer with while shooting).
my friends hate me
He's the guy who did wonders for Tony, and JV, and the team's FT shooting in general last season. Beyond that, he's a great guy.
Maybe you could be his alcoholic assistant?
Well, if you need a professional man cook ...
Nice!
I'll take the job provided the Jumbotrons at the arena are my dept. responsibility - there's a serious lack of SPAM on those things and fixing that would be my first priority.
Absolutely!Nice!
I'll take the job provided the Jumbotrons at the arena are my dept. responsibility - there's a serious lack of SPAM on those things and fixing that would be my first priority.
I'm also making it official that only SPAM will be served at the concession stands after March 1st. We'll cook it up 7 different ways, but I can't taint the mojo with anything less.
Who's in charge of shoes for the team?
You know this team has to be rocking the best kicks out there, I know of a guy who is pretty knowledgeable about stuff like that.
Do you know anyone who can get us a good deal on office supplies? There's a lot of paperwork to do for a franchise and Holt's going to want it done cheap.
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