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  1. #901
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    She thinks you are a puto and would be awake at that hour. In fact, she was probably inferring that you should come over and experience the orgasms.
    See?

    jman failed.
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  2. #902
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    Yeah, I mean why else would someone send that text at 2am?

    Apparently, jamn needs to be hit over the head with a bat before anything sinks in.
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  3. #903
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    o... i know it was most probably a booty call... but i dont have time to be screwing around with every chick that texts me at that time of night.
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    Advice to jman:

    Any time a girl mentions that something, anything, is "orgasmic," it's an informal invitation for you to try and top it. She wants the .
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  5. #905
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    she probably didnt even have any beer.
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  6. #906
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    o... i know it was most probably a booty call...
    Then quit braggin'.
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    o... i know it was most probably a booty call... but i dont have time to be screwing around with every chick that texts me at that time of night.
    Puto.

    Didn't you say in the "twenty-somethings" thread that you were straight as a razor or some ? I thought you meant your behavior, not your sexuality. Gotdamned liar!
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  8. #908
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i wasnt bragging... im just saying i thought it was re ed to equate fresh sheets with an orgasm... and then text me to tell me about it just to try to pique my interest.

    great. it's orgasmic. im happy for you. good night.
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  9. #909
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    jman, it wasn't Crystal, was it?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    i wasnt bragging... im just saying i thought it was re ed to equate fresh sheets with an orgasm... and then text me to tell me about it just to try to pique my interest.

    great. it's orgasmic. im happy for you. good night.
    If you stopped putting out so often, you wouldn't get so many of these texts.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    jman, it wasn't Crystal, was it?
    no.. she stopped texting me after i ed up her shoulder that one time.
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    Anna Nicole's baby has to wear an eye patch cause she is starting to go cross-eyed.
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    That reminds me, Jeopardy is offering the on-line contestant test again. Anyone else taking this?
    I would like to.

    When is it?
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    Anna Nicole's baby has to wear an eye patch cause she is starting to go cross-eyed.

    Genetics is a !
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    I would like to.

    When is it?
    Assuming that Michigan is part of the central or mountain time zones, January 30 at 8 pm Central/ 7pm Mountain ST.

    If I somehow make it to the big show I'll keep an ear out for them announcing anyone named Mike from Lansing.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    katy. i might be going out this week in celebration of the first week of school being over. you should come.
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    Assuming that Michigan is part of the central or mountain time zones, January 30 at 8 pm Central/ 7pm Mountain ST.

    If I somehow make it to the big show I'll keep an ear out for them announcing anyone named Mike from Lansing.
    Its in the Eastern time zone.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    @ this ad on craigslist for "sugarbear". is he back in town?

    "It felt so good. I can't wait to see you again Monday. I should be home by 1 or somewhere around that time. Come over and I miss you hot stuff. "
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Here are the times and dates for the Jeopardy tryout.

    Eastern:
    Tuesday, January 29 at 8:00PM EST

    Central/Mountain:
    Wednesday, January 30 at 8:00PM CST

    Pacific Coast (including Alaska & Hawaii):
    Thursday, January 31 at 8:00PM PST
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    Its in the Eastern time zone.
    Well then, I learned something new today. Kick ass.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    somebody just complained to me that im mean and always call them a ho, a , and stupid. i said they were only one of those things and she took it as a compliment
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    somebody just complained to me that im mean and always call them a ho, a , and stupid. i said they were only one of those things and she took it as a compliment

    So then you weren't talking to Ashbeeigh.
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    Well then, I learned something new today. Kick ass.

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    katy. i might be going out this week in celebration of the first week of school being over. you should come.
    Just let me know what's going on. I need your phone number. Crystal and I were out the other night and wanted to call you to join us but neither of us have your number anymore.
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  25. #925
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    didnt you just call me a few weeks ago?

    845-9378.
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