My best friend is white, and my white girlfriend thinks I am a sellout

[Oh, Gee!!]

Gross she wants to marry a black guy.

divorce her for being a n***a lover

[Dr. Gonzo]

Its either me or mouse but I'm not telling.

My guess is Norcal. He always wanted to be a black guy.

[ashbeeigh]

racism? What?

[JoeChalupa]

My guess is Norcal. He always wanted to be a black guy.

[lefty]

So we talked for a while when she came over...then after talking about the topic at hand, she basically told me i was losing my appeal by hanging out with white guys, and that i was becoming an "uncle tom".

We broke down every aspect of our relationship.

Communication. Good.
Enjoyment of eachother. Good.
Sex. Good.

Her only real problem with me is that I am friends with white guys.
I told her she must have some hidden issues and then she flipped out, left my place, called me 5 min. later, crying. and asked if she could come back over.

i said no at first but then gave in.

she came back over, said she was sorry...
she then started getting all touchy and said she wanted sex.

when i declined, she got pissed again and left. again.

yep, you guessed it. she called about 10 min later, crying asking to come back over.

i said no and hung up. turned off my phone.

what a great night.

Reminds of Spiderman 3

Not much action, lot of back and forth between Peter Parker and MJ



Anyway, offer to listen to her; ask her what her bad experience was.

It's obviously trapped inside, she may need to talk about it.

Let her know, in a receptive and friendly way that she has to get that paranoia out of her head, and that your white friend is a good guy you can trust and that you could be friend with a black guy who could betray you.

And if that doesn't work, remind her that we are in 2009.

[Oh, Gee!!]

her: I can't believe you hang out with white people.

you: you're white.

her: gross. I can't believe you have sex with white girls. We're through. I'm ouuta here.

you: good riddance.

do that and your quality of life will increase 10-fold.

[balli]

You're free to be friends with whoever you want.

Me personally? I live in the whitest state in the union, I am white, almost all my friends are white or hispanic and I would have to say, compared to most black or hispanic people I've met, caucasians ing suck. A bunch of greedy assholes. I'm ashamed of my race and if I were in your skin, as it were, I'd probably be wearing a suit, a bowtie and a pair of Ray-Bans.

But like I said, you're free to be friends with whoever you want and thus, your girl's not being cool. IMO.

[jack sommerset]

That is stupid. She is white and ur friend is white. She thinks u are a sellout because of ur friend but not her. ing is crazy. I guess you would have to be crazy dating a black dude.

[balli]

caucasians ing suck. A bunch of greedy assholes.

See?

I guess you would have to be crazy dating a black dude.

[johnsmith]

]compared to most black or hispanic people I've met, caucasians ing suck. A bunch of greedy assholes. I'm ashamed of my race and if I were in your skin, as it were, I'd probably be wearing a suit, a bowtie and a pair of Ray-Bans.

\

kill yourself

[balli]

See again?

[David Bowie]

She wanted to be with a steryotipical black man

By hanging out iwht white guys, you are less of the steryotypical black man, thus, less appealing.

Yes, she probably had some really bad experience with some white dude, but she can't freak out every time she sees a white guy.


This reminds me of Scary Movie. They are making a parody of the 6th Sence. One of the black charecters is under the covers and is all scared. He says "I see white people"

[dirk4mvp]

I think this guy went to utsa.

[pkbpkb81]

Nah, he's like into rock and wears A&F clothing.

I wear A&F and Hollister too, but still listen to hip hop.

I;m not all thugged out like other brothas but I am just confused why my girl said she dont want me talking with a white guy.

the dumb is going to marry a black guy who ing cares what she thinks

[pkbpkb81]

I wondered the same thing, to be honest.

i have been here for a year and just now tonight find out your a wtf

[CuckingFunt]

i have been here for a year and just now tonight find out your a wtf

Half .

And, clearly, this is a sign that you haven't been paying attention.

[fevertrees]

Is her name Spring Thomas?

[Avitus1]

The fact that you are able to be friends with white people shows the type of person you are. That is not a betrayal of anything its only when you stop being who you are and what defines you that you betray who you are. If she wants you to do that basically she seems like shes not willing to let you be you, and if thats the case its not you who that she loves but the idea of you cause if she loved you then she'd be able to overcome this problem. Just my take on it.

[shark]

i'll take a bite at this. your wigger gf has been ed over by a white frat boy and now has jungle fever for what is obviously not a real man... if you truly love her you would be a man and listen and console her and move on.. what did your hispanic ex do.. get mad cas you wouldn't do dishes.. grow the up. seeing your kid only 2 times a year and sending a check doesn't count has being a father you ing deadbeat so i wouldn't be trying to brag about that either. looks like you are just itching to leave the so do it instead of being a dramaqueen.

now for my troll theory.
how can her fanatsy of being regularly double stuffed by two black guys at the same time come true if your best friend is a white boy??

[Richard Cranium]

I guess somethings aren't always as black and white as they seem.

[desflood]

she knows she is white.
shes real girls, and real preppy. almost like girl from the movie clueless or legally blondes. shes a former cheerleader and all prissy but never dated a black man before me.

Oh, that's it. I hate break it to you, but she's only dating you to tick off her family. Some little white girl rebellion. You having white friends makes you more acceptable to her relatives, lowering the "shock value" she hoped for, thereby rendering you all but useless to her evil little plan.

Kori's right, you do need to eliminate one white person, but not the one your "girlfriend" wants you to.

[peewee's lovechild]

look, .

you better be calling me a tool and not my girl, because if you, then you need to shut your ing mouth

dont ever ing talk about my girl.
shes more woman than you could ever be.
.

A real black man would never talk like this.

You sound white, you sell out.

[peewee's lovechild]

So we talked for a while when she came over...then after talking about the topic at hand, she basically told me i was losing my appeal by hanging out with white guys, and that i was becoming an "uncle tom".

We broke down every aspect of our relationship.

Communication. Good.
Enjoyment of eachother. Good.
Sex. Good.

Her only real problem with me is that I am friends with white guys.
I told her she must have some hidden issues and then she flipped out, left my place, called me 5 min. later, crying. and asked if she could come back over.

i said no at first but then gave in.

she came back over, said she was sorry...
she then started getting all touchy and said she wanted sex.

when i declined, she got pissed again and left. again.

yep, you guessed it. she called about 10 min later, crying asking to come back over.

i said no and hung up. turned off my phone.

what a great night.

She just wants the chorizo.

[peewee's lovechild]

racism? What?

Quit being a to your black boyfriend.

[CuckingFunt]

She just wants the chorizo.

Is chorizo the accurate sausage choice in this case? Hot link, maybe.