So are all angels this stupid, or just Satan and the 1/3 that followed him out the door?
Honestly, why wouldnt he just be a lazy devil and not do anything?
This is me talking to Satan:
"S, listen, we both know that God is omnipotent and you aren't so why do you bother?....You had a nice little run, taking down Jesus for 3 days, but really, just give it up already and ask for forgiveness..."
"I cannot."
"Why not? Just ask JC to come in your heart and boom, you're back inside the gates. Big mansion. Babes. No eternal torment. Seriously.
"No can do. The Bible hath foretoldeth that I will keep trying so I musteth keep trying."
"Dude....seriously, no you don't. Free will and all. Look, I'm not thrilled either about how boring it sounds, walking around singing all day with no PS3, but cmon........boredom > eternal fire.
"No, I thinketh I can still win this thing."
"Whatever dude. If you keep this up, you deserve to burn......not because you didn't ask Jesus into your heart, but because you're an idiot. I'm out of here."![]()

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Not necessary. I'm very aware that you're more than capable of fighting your own battles.
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