You just noticed that?![]()
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You tell him Obiwan!
You just noticed that?![]()
Ugliness counts gets you some places i guess huh ladies??
My reaction would be.... "NEXT !!!!"
...2Blonde
If I caught my husband with a parachute, I'd cut off his ripcord.![]()
...2Blonde
sooooo glad im not married, or am i?
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i have to agree with batman, i've seen alot of hot hot hotties in my day just totally addicted to men who don't give 2 s about them
they're slaves to the penis
women that are on the prowl will sleep with any man that has enough game to get them. i'm not saying first night, because not only does a woman need to like the guy a lot, she needs to trust him to take care of her.
listen up class, i'm only gonna say this once...unless someone asks me again, in which case i might have to say it again, but if a 3rd person asks me to spit the truth again, yeah, i'm probobaly gonna say, shoo-fly, use da search function like the rest of us muthafukka..... ....no, i'm too nice...i'll probobaly give the poor bas a link.
Gentlemen, Men all over the world would pay millions for what i'm about to give you for free. With this that i got? Even Tpark could eva if she got tired of....no, i respect those people...i should say, even Tpark could Vanessa Bryant, and Kobe would ask to videotape, and maybe get the opportunity to lick my nutZak.
BigZak's 10 Commandments for getting the Woman of Your Dreams.
1. Be yourself.
2. Have energy.
3. Be Funny.
4. be CONFIDENT IN WHO YOU ARE.
5. Don't be an ASSHOLE.
6. BE NICE.
7. HAVE A RESPECTABLE JOB THAT ALLOWS YOU TO PARTY SOCIABLY, BUT RESPONSIBLY, that way you can take care of anyone that is your friend or that has just became your friend.
8. LEARN TO SAY, 'WHAT THE ' and ' , IT, LETS DO THIS'.
9. OWN YOUR LIFE, DON'T LET IT OWN YOU.
10. LOVE JESUS, LOVE EVERYBODY, LOVE YOURSELF. Can I get an AMEN!
buy my book. if i'm lucky, i'll break all the records set by Pooh's a Time to Remember, which is the most ironic le of all time, Even Jesus is wtf? Ironic since the only time anyone thinks of his BestSeller is when they want to defacate.
but anyway, buy his Book, it really is badass. Seriously folks, send him your extra jack, the guy needs a haircut and to move out of him mom's attic, but haven't we all been there? but i digress...hope you liked the rules.![]()
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I'm not sure, but damn zak, it sounds like Mr. Mouse wrote that!
sorry man, i got caught up in the moment and didn't even answer you effin question.
women ARE attracted to MARRIED men. it's not necessarily BECAUSE they are married, unless the women is ALSO MARRIED and she doesn't want committment, wants to have some fun on the side, and the other benefit is that the woman thinks the man is CLEAN.
anyway, mouse is kickin my ass out. his families home, so i'm gonna go rock the tavern with my best friend ReyTrain. This mutha can play the Sax, and is about to work for Bexar County, so i'd like to congratulate him while i'm up here. Alright, i'm out. Peace, Love, and Laughs....laters...
-BigZak![]()
Does Chris know you're married? :p![]()
There have been survey's done in the past that show that women hold the higher infedelity rate. Chew on that one for a bit!
Not if you don't tell him.![]()
Thanks, S babe. I take that as a BIG compliment, cuz mouse has always been kind of my mentor. He's my Obi, and I'm Luke. I just try to take the good and listen to the guy when he's not in about EVERYTHING else. But that was ALL BigZak, so i'm glad if I suprised you. I just spit the truth, like how hawt you are and how lucky you are that we are BOTH married or i'd rock the casba baby. Just Kidding, S , I respect you. I just like playing around, but you know dat.![]()
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Its the car, chicks dig the car
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