Copy Manny's post, and thats mine to a T.
Women with short hair and brown is fantastic.
But she has to have an intellectual side.
And you wonder why I voted for you to cut your hair!
Copy Manny's post, and thats mine to a T.
Women with short hair and brown is fantastic.
But she has to have an intellectual side.
throw in NO DRAMA. and one that realized love and respect are two way streets.![]()
Me too. I now like guys with a little facial stubble, it feels good and it tickles a bit against my cheek and neck.
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total pros ute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt ( yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
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But seriously, my wife is pretty much what i wanted in a girl! 165 cm, (so, head is my shoulder height), she was 45kg, double d, and smoking hotExtremely smart, very very similar sense of humour to myself and amazingly honest, sincere, loving, etc etc... POIFECT!!
Sorry, but I am convinced that comes with the package. It must me some inherent characteristic in women. Much like sports with men. You cannot have women without drama, and if there's drama going around, chances are some psychopathic is behind it.throw in NO DRAMA
I just become really apathetic and tune it all out. Sometimes this behavior gets confused with being an "asshole," but...meh, I don't really care.
I want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)
I also like women that work at the Mall, and have a job at the AT&T Center!
by the way, it was good to see you V, you looked MAD busy!
I like women who buy me .
Oh, and did I mention I like 'em short as well? Extra points if they know how to handle a gun, with manicured nails.
I suppose I married my type!
UHHHHHHHHI want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)
nevermind.....
i have a brother for you.
don't let my looks fool you, he's actually a good looking man.
i'll post a pic one day...![]()
well. i won't accept it anymore. that's over for me. if a woman want's drama, she can have all she wants...by herself. i ain't saying i can't be there when happens or what not...but useless melodramatic drivel with no point? nope. i won't give it, and i won't take it.![]()
and i REFUSE to be apathetic. if my woman is saying something, i want to care what she's saying...obviously it's hard not to tune out shopping bull or stuff about her friends, but otherwise...i would hope what she says is worth listening to....and as for psychopathic? i'm crazier than most, so as long as there are no knives involved...i say just bring it.![]()
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