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  1. #76
    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    and you all wondered why I cut my hair!
    And you wonder why I voted for you to cut your hair!

  2. #77
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Copy Manny's post, and thats mine to a T.

    Women with short hair and brown is fantastic.


    But she has to have an intellectual side.

  3. #78
    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    throw in NO DRAMA. and one that realized love and respect are two way streets.

  4. #79
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    The funny thing is, I used to be DEAD SET against facial hair on guys. Now I'm starting to love a little stubble
    Me too. I now like guys with a little facial stubble, it feels good and it tickles a bit against my cheek and neck.

  5. #80
    Do you expect me to talk? DieMrBond's Avatar
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    *talking*
    Oh my god
    Becky, look at her butt
    Its so big
    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
    Who understands those rap guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total pros ute
    I mean her butt
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so black

    *rap*
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'
    To with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt ( yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back

    (LA face with the Oakland booty)

    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back
    Baby got back
    Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

    ----------------

    But seriously, my wife is pretty much what i wanted in a girl! 165 cm, (so, head is my shoulder height), she was 45kg, double d, and smoking hot Extremely smart, very very similar sense of humour to myself and amazingly honest, sincere, loving, etc etc... POIFECT!!

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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    throw in NO DRAMA
    Sorry, but I am convinced that comes with the package. It must me some inherent characteristic in women. Much like sports with men. You cannot have women without drama, and if there's drama going around, chances are some psychopathic is behind it.

    I just become really apathetic and tune it all out. Sometimes this behavior gets confused with being an "asshole," but...meh, I don't really care.

  7. #82
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Veronica Lynn
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    I want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)

  8. #83
    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    I also like women that work at the Mall, and have a job at the AT&T Center!



    by the way, it was good to see you V, you looked MAD busy!

  9. #84
    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    I like women who buy me .

    Oh, and did I mention I like 'em short as well? Extra points if they know how to handle a gun, with manicured nails.

  10. #85
    needs a margarita
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    I suppose I married my type!

  11. #86
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)
    UHHHHHHHH

    nevermind.....

  12. #87
    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    I want a God-fearing, kind, smart, articulate, funny man who is as handsome as he can possibly be. =)

    i have a brother for you.

    don't let my looks fool you, he's actually a good looking man.

    i'll post a pic one day...

  13. #88
    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    Sorry, but I am convinced that comes with the package. It must me some inherent characteristic in women. Much like sports with men. You cannot have women without drama, and if there's drama going around, chances are some psychopathic is behind it.

    I just become really apathetic and tune it all out. Sometimes this behavior gets confused with being an "asshole," but...meh, I don't really care.

    well. i won't accept it anymore. that's over for me. if a woman want's drama, she can have all she wants...by herself. i ain't saying i can't be there when happens or what not...but useless melodramatic drivel with no point? nope. i won't give it, and i won't take it.

  14. #89
    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    and i REFUSE to be apathetic. if my woman is saying something, i want to care what she's saying...obviously it's hard not to tune out shopping bull or stuff about her friends, but otherwise...i would hope what she says is worth listening to....and as for psychopathic? i'm crazier than most, so as long as there are no knives involved...i say just bring it.

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