Saying "Oh, God!" when she is pullingon your pinga during a lapdance doesn't count.
No way would I go to the Rainbow Lounge, or anywhere else on the Soufside. I don't want a stripper with sharpie eyebrows. Or especially the ones who can't afford a sharpie so they use one of their six kids' magic markers instead so she smells like black licorice all night. Which is probably still better than whatever her used-up cooch smells like.
Saying "Oh, God!" when she is pullingon your pinga during a lapdance doesn't count.
You don't dig the smell of lingering yeast infection?
Frankly, I'm surprised that Jelly Belly hasn't come up with a new bean called "Southside Stripper."
There is an all nude BYOB place on Military and Roosevelt that should be attended.
Dude, the chicks at the classy ty bars are un ingbelievable.
Just don't go thinking to get many lapdances. They're ing expensive.
But, then again, trashy is fine with me.
Dude, there's one right by my place.
It's on Broadway.
I used to do that. Eventually the girls started getting the message. I explained to them that money was the root of all evil, and they volunteered to take it off my hands for me. Of course, their uniforms don't really allow for wallets so I had to put it in their g-strings, and I don't really like to carry large bills so it was mostly in ones over the course of a few hours. You should have seen it when they discovered the joys of doing such good deeds. They even started dancing from the great feeling it gave them!
Alamo Heights. You afraid to go to the Soufside, 09-er?
I went to a ty bar in Corpus once and one of the featured dancers had an amputated arm.
It was funny, disgusting, and entertaining at the same time. She really was skilled with that one hand.
Corpus sucks ass.
I'll help you look if it'll help you take that freakin thing down quicker....
I basically have a lifetime members pass at the Rainbow Lounge.
So, what are you talking about.
I was just talking about the BYOB by my house.
Why would I push to go to a ty bar 8 miles from my place when there's one 3 minutes away??
I'll help you look if it'll help you take that freakin thing down quicker....OK, help me out. I'll change it if you find something suitable.
Because nobody else lives on the Northside like you. Why should a dozen people go out of their way for you when you could accomodate everyone else instead, and only 1 person goes out of their way.
So ... Rainbow Lounge. If I live on the Southside, then the Rainbow Lounge must be in Poteet or something.
My stripper friend tried hooking me up with that girl. She was cute but the no hand thing really freaked me out.
I have had quite a bit of "good deeds" done to me at a many ty bar, but never as an agent for "the lord".
I think Reverend Midge and I should go dressed as holy agents the next time we go to a ty bar. There should be many a woman who is seeking redemtion.
Who the said anything about a dozen other people??Because nobody else lives on the Northside like you. Why should a dozen people go out of their way for you when you could accomodate everyone else instead, and only 1 person goes out of their way.
So ... Rainbow Lounge. If I live on the Southside, then the Rainbow Lounge must be in Poteet or something.
I was talking to Midge.
He and I would have a blast at the BYOB by my place.
Alright, I will try and find something that suits you...
Midge was talking about a gtg. That's what I was referring to. I have no idea if a dozen people would show up or not. In fact, I doubt it ever happens. But that is one gtg where photos are a must.
You should have seen her work the stage.
That was some funny, fantastic .
I remember not getting any lap dances on that place.
I was entertained and scared at the same time.
I felt like I was in a scene of from Dusk Till Dawn.
Can you take photos in a strip club? I would imagine they would frown on that. I'll let the experts answer ... I have a feeling they know.
I did see her dance. She was pretty good.
Strictly forbidden.
I almost got kicked out of one of the ty bars here because I kept using my camera phone.
I was drunk.
That was my excuse and it worked.
How does a one-armed woman get those stripper heels strapped on? Does one of the other girls help them? Cus them wimmens are es. I know, cus when a woman goes to a strip bar, the only women's bathroom is in the dressing room. Not only are those women y, but they are nasty, too. And on their period, from the evidence on the bathroom floor. Klassy.
Why would you take pictures of skanky women in a ty bar with a ty camera phone when you can just go home and get good, clear picturs for free on the internet?
Dude, but she would try to move her sawed off arm and it was ing creepy as .
that.
She did have a pretty face, though.
But, imagine her giving you a blow and it's all going good, only to have a stub start rubbing your ??
that bull .
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